Let's Ha'e Oor Ane Purile Pish Thread

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Devoid

Its weekend & I'm finding it difficult to work up any enthusiasm, does anyone care?

 

[Uinneag]

Its weekend & I'm finding it difficult to work up any enthusiasm, does anyone care?

Nope

 

[Deleted account rno]

is that a real place ,or somethin your doin

I 'hink it's got somethin' to dae wi' wearin' a Brando biker jaiket an' a pair o' Gene Kellys

 

[doyle]

Dis oniebuddy ken whit a HUMMEL is.

or care

 

[Uinneag]

Dis oniebuddy ken whit a HUMMEL is.

or care

OFFS Here

 

[wully]

STILL pishin it doon

 

[wully]

And I've done next tae nuthin all day.

 

[wully]

But it's Friday night so I'll be going to the pub soon

 

[doyle]

OFFS Here

Kent it widnae be on there

 

[Uinneag]

And I've done next tae nuthin all day.

But it's Friday night so I'll be going to the pub soon

Copycat

 

[doyle]

Gie ya a clue ---baldkopft

 

[AberdeenAngus]

i'm off to the chinese. Anyone want anything ?

 

[Klanky]

Stow-on-the-Wold is dead fekkin' posh, I'll have you know. They have curtains at the windaes instead of copies of the P&J.

And no-one has half a Ford Escort in their front garden either. I'll fit right in, me. I might even join the local Morris Dancing group whilst I'm there.

 

[Klanky]

i'm off to the chinese. Anyone want anything ?

Aye, nip round to the Council offices and pay my Council Tax, will you?

 

[G.C.]

Surprised this thread on purile pathetic pish has got to 9 pages and thats the first time anyone has mentioned the koonsil. Pedantic jobswoth twats

 

[Boxerboy55]

. . . Ah can eat mah lunch in the van ( T5 BTW)

Ah hud ah T5 once. Got the plate too. In fact it's oan ma bike noo

 

[wully]

Ah hud ah T5 once. Got the plate too. In fact it's oan ma bike noo

Mines blue.

 

[Deleted account W]

Mines blue.

My van's blue too.

 

[Uinneag]

Mine does a hunner an 10 on singulll tracks

 

[G.C.]

My cars blue n a bit like a van, an old battered wan.
Got an 8 track somewhere.