Let's Ha'e Oor Ane Purile Pish Thread

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I saw a sheep on the back road to Ecclefechen. Was it ewe?
 
When I was at Motorrad Central Dalkieth on Saturday - I found a broken fuel pump controller in the skip.........................

Did it belong to anyone on here? :nenau

Al :confused:

could o' been one o' my 3 thats fecked up, but i've got a shiney black one now
 
i'm thinkin o' gettin a camera fitted tae ma bike/lid so i kin post up video's o' masel being really great, whilst boring the utter feck oot o' anyone viewing, but at least i can watch it back whilst stroking myself :rolleyes:

FFS dinnae fit a camera on yer helmet when yer strokin yersel': you'll end up on You Tube, mair famous than Subo :eek:
 
I'm riding up to Menai Bridge tomorrow lunchtime

shall I wear a reflective jacket as I expect it will be quite dark that far up north:nenau
 
I'm going to gaffa tape a video camera to my forehead so I can record everyone telling me how great I am at the Blacklooney Bunkhaus bash.
 
I'm going to gaffa tape a video camera to my forehead so I can record everyone telling me how great I am at the Blacklooney Bunkhaus bash.

you're gaun..................................................... awe........great. record that mofo:thumb2
 
I'm riding up to Menai Bridge tomorrow lunchtime

shall I wear a reflective jacket as I expect it will be quite dark that far up north:nenau

For extra cheap illumination, velcro Zip firelighters to you helmet.

No need to thank me, just doing my job, Ma'm.
 
I'm going to gaffa tape a video camera to my forehead so I can record everyone telling me how great I am at the Blacklooney Bunkhaus bash.

They'll think you're twins............................ :blast
 

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i dont really have any other interaction with real people , but thats been posted 10 times already, must try harder.

have you seen the hitler vid:rolleyes:
 
Did you know that the film Jaws was billed as Jazz when it played in Dundee cinemas?

Goin tae see the new wan wi a fuk aff giant shooge big Octopus

Saw the trailer and this wifie wis sitting at the end o a pier and aw these big testicals come oot an grab her,:eek:
































It's ca'd BAWS:thumb2
 
If you want to get ahead get a hat


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