Let's Ha'e Oor Ane Purile Pish Thread

[wully]

Nice day here but I just had to throw out the last of the last of the pickled Orkney herring

And my deck builder is oan the skyte

 

[HORIZONTALLY OPPOSED]

Nice day here but I just had to throw out the last of the last of the pickled Orkney herring

And my deck builder is oan the skyte

My fridge needs clearing out

 

[Uinneag]

Hingin curtains an got the mince in the slow cooker

I cannae get that song "Life in the fastlane" oot ma heid

 

[wully]

Hingin curtains an got the mince in the slow cooker

Ye hayin it oan pieces??

 

[Deleted account rno]

Ye hayin it oan pieces??

It's for Neil 23's breakfast ramorra. It's a' Johnny can make

 

[Deleted account rno]

It's nice out...





Hope my neighbours don't phone the polis though

 

[Klanky]

I've got some creels behind my shed.

 

[G.C.]

I signed my name one hunner n forty three times this mornin.
The first bears little resemblance to the last

 

[cunning fox]

I signed my name one hunner n forty three times this mornin.
The first bears little resemblance to the last

so what were ya autographin for the bears

 

[HORIZONTALLY OPPOSED]

It's nice out...





Hope my neighbours don't phone the polis though

Its nicer in

 

[Klanky]

As well as creels, I also have a fine collection of fishboxes, bouys and bits of rope behind my shed.

 

[Deleted account rno]

As well as creels, I also have a fine collection of fishboxes, bouys and bits of rope behind my shed.

Boys and bits of rope ahent yer shed?

 

[chad]

Boys and bits of rope ahent yer shed?

he's just confirming your deepest fears

 

[HORIZONTALLY OPPOSED]

he's just confirming your deepest fears

I want the future Conservative government to make me share the pain.

 

[wully]

Jist had some Jacobs crackers 'n cheese

Noo awa tae the pub

4 T

 

[Deleted account rno]

he's just confirming your deepest fears

FFS I'm sharing a bunkhoose wi' him in two weeks

 

[chad]

FFS I'm sharing a bunkhoose wi' him in two weeks

Forewarned is Forearmed

 

[Klanky]

FFS I'm sharing a bunkhoose wi' him in two weeks

The ropes and bouys are purely for my own entertainment, I'll have you know.

But you can fondle my Fid if you're a good bouy........

 

[raboomdea]

Forewarned is Foreplay

Fixed it?

 

[Deleted account rno]

Fixed it?

Some larger ladies in Methil would argue that forearmed is foreplay