Let's Ha'e Oor Ane Purile Pish Thread

[wully]

You still nuthin better tae dae?

Whit could be better than nailin lumps o' widd the gither?

 

[Blackal]

Back from the pub again...pished...

an' I've got a kebab an' a poke o' chips!

So there

More likely.............

 

[Tartan Terror]

Can we have a 'Show us yer outboard motor' thread please as those ones above have given me wood!!!

 

[wully]

Ah feckin love Glasgow

Drove up here in the van today- near kilt us hitting a fargin great lump of wood that the volvo in front just managed to swerve round leaving me no chance.

Knackered my tire but a nice man in Scotland Street put two new tires on for £130- balanced and ah thing

Now in a boozer on Suchie Street supping ale at £2.60 and postin pish on free wi-fi.

Us country folk know how to party....

 

[robmack]

Whit could be better than nailin lumps o' widd the gither?

Gettin paid fur it

 

[boatman]

My ( female) cat is asleep in my sock drawer

haw wully show us a pic o yer pussy i like cats meself ,always had cats aboot the place current ones are called whisper n willow !

 

[wully]

haw wully show us a pic o yer pussy i like cats meself ,always had cats aboot the place current ones are called whisper n willow !

This is the wee murderer with her self provided supper..

Cheaper than Whiskas

Shortly after this was taken all that was left of the bunny was the back paws....recently she's taken a dislike to their ears so now she bites them off before tucking in.

 

[chad]

This is the wee murderer with her self provided supper..

Cheaper than Whiskas

Shortly after this was taken all that was left of the bunny was the back paws....recently she's taken a dislike to their ears so now she bites them off before tucking in.

blimey thats a kick ass cat

 

[wully]

blimey thats a kick ass cat

She's a soft wee fur- bag recently taken to sleeping in my sock drawer

 

[chad]

She's a soft wee fur- bag recently taken to sleeping in my sock drawer

you think you got problems ...greebo our git of a cat has taken to curling up in my bike troosers at any opportunity he can

 

[Klanky]

you think you got problems ...greebo our git of a cat has taken to curling one down in my bike troosers at any opportunity he can

 

[chad]

if he ever does he will be mittens