Lock and Chain

Like most, if not all, security devices it is about making your bike less attractive to be stolen than the other bikes nearby that do not have chains etc on them. But, at the end of the day, if they want your bike, then they will have it. That is what bike insurance is for
 
I have the Almax chain, Squire lock and Hardy ground anchor... it's the best chain & lock set-up money can buy but it's a heavy mutha so you wouldn't want to take it with you when travelling unless you have to leave your bike somewhere dodgey, but it's great kit for your home security, especially with the ground anchor. Occasionally when I've had to leave the bike in such a place for work I've carried it with me, it will fit nicely in a US10L Kriega on you back seat. I decent disc alarm lock and a rain cover will compliment your security and give you a bit more peace of mind.
 
OP, as several threads on UKGSer prove, whilst a bike chained to itself might deter a casual 'push away' thief, it will do nothing to put off a thief determined to lift your bike bodily.

Similarly, a bike chained to something solid but through its back or front wheel, will do nothing to deter a thief who is prepared to remove the wheel before stealing the carcass of the machine.

However, both methods will (to some degree or another) render your bike slightly less attractive than the one parked next to yours, where the owner has done nothing.

Take very little notice that a bod might say: "I have used chain and lock XYZ. It's the bollox and I have never had a bike stolen". That is is maybe down to a quirk of luck as much as anything else. I do not have chain and lock XYZ and haven't (fortunately) had a bike stolen, either. I do though always keep a pound of butter in the fridge to keep the elephants away... That has so far worked 100% successfully.

What the bod may well be saying is that he secures his bike properly to or through something, rendering it less attractive to a thief to consider stealing. In short, the bod used some common sense and took a bit of care. You can do the same. Trust me.
 
As Wapping alludes... Any lock and chain will serve a purpose of stopping chancers and smackhead scrotes from riding off with your bike.

But anyone who's going equipped to cut through a chain will cut through it no matter how much you've spent on it or what the advertising blurb states.
Remember, the thief hasn't read the glossy brochure and all the proud claims about what he can't do.....He just gets on with it.

Have you seen the small portable cutting torches that cut through the thickest hardened metal in seconds, much like elephant cutting through the butter in Wappings fridge.

By spending hundreds on a chain/lock/shackle all you've done is increase your losses should your bike disappear :D

In fact, a U lock or chain helps with the handling/loading of a bike into the back of a van.
 
What does the right honourable gentlemen recommend?

An Albanian to do the lifting, if I had to guess.

On the pages of UKGSer, it's always Albanians, or Poles or 'Eastern Europeans', that are lifting bikes. Never Frenchmen, Germans, Danes, Irishmen or Brits.

It does though make you wonder, prior to EU border derestriction, who it was that was nicking British owned bikes from British streets.... And of course if they ever really stopped?
 
I'm of no illusion that all devices can be beaten by a thief who has his mine set on a certain bike.
I was a Thatcham approved alarm installer many years ago and have seen most things beaten by thieves with enough time but I did expect to see a little more from a decent chain. The current trick is to use plumbers freezing gas but I did think a good chain/lock might be immune to this.
Just had a text saying Aldi are doing one for £9.99. As long as it looks beefy might not waste any more money as it is insured. :rolleyes:
 
You need two blkes, one nice, one not, ride your shit bike to shit places,and your nice bike to nice places.:thumb
 


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