Lugs

[Deleted account rno]

FFS you could have warned us! I nearly boaked up my corn flakes when I opened the middle o' the Daily Record up.

Guid bit o' thinkin' on your part though: Get the twa ugliest coonts in the whole company beside you for a photie shoot and hey presto, you look like Brad Pitt

 

[robmack]

And fur those ow us that dont buy a Daily Record gonny gie-is a clue as tae whit yer oan aboot mister

 

[Deleted account rno]

Big feck aff spread aboot Arnold Clark recruiting new salesmen and Lugs is the man gien oot the info tae the Record. He's even got twa photies o' himsel' printed in the article.

I'm puttin one o' them in a frame on my mantelpiece. It'll keep the bairns back fae the fire...

 

[cunning fox]

And fur those ow us that dont buy a Daily Record gonny gie-is a clue as tae whit yer oan aboot mister

paper should be up your wiy fur setturday Rab, HTH

 

[robmack]

paper should be up your wiy fur setturday Rab, HTH

Yae know Andy that's really funny you postin, Ah wiz gonny ask, are you an Lugs twins?

 

[airwave]

We don't get the "Daily Soapdodger" out in the sandpit . . .

 

[garfield]

you couldn't scan it could you.....

I need some ideas for my halloween costume.....

 

[Deleted account rno]

you couldn't scan it could you.....

I need some ideas for my halloween costume.....

Nae use for you, garf. You've misread my first post.

It wiz the Daily Record.









No' the Daily Retard

 

[Klanky]

That's a bit of a shocker, alright. WTF are you doing buying the Daily Record?

 

[Deleted account rno]

That's a bit of a shocker, alright. WTF are you doing buying the Daily Record?

Because my newsagent disnae sell Die Rheinpfalz and besides, I want to blend in wi' the local Chavinistas

 

[Packer]

Nae use for you, garf. You've misread my first post.

It wiz the Daily Record.

No' the Daily Retard

Same thing as you weel know!

 

[garfield]

Same thing as you weel know!

just another moaning faced scots rag.....

 

[cunning fox]

Yae know Andy that's really funny you postin, Ah wiz gonny ask, are you an Lugs twins?

ah wis telt you were wan o' triplets, but the other two died laughin



an yer ma had tae tie a bone roon yer neck tae get the dug tae play wi ye

 

[cunning fox]

just another moaning faced english labour propaganda rag.....

fixed it fur ye Garf

but it was worth a wee glance the day tae see Ians smiley wee face

 

[Lugs]

Thanks!
If any of you lot of retards want a joab the I'll get you one licking the windows!!
Save me a fortune on the cleaning bill!!

There is another one coming soon too!!

 

[Uinneag]

Gus MacFarlane dae ye remember him Lugs

Gless ee and a bit inbred worked in weegie for a coupla years

 

[Lugs]

I do remember him.

He was an alright guy. Always quite pleasant.

Ian

 

[Deleted account rno]

It's no' the medal winners fae the Spazmo Olympics, it just looks like them...

 

[Uinneag]

Looks like the Scottish world champion dooking for chips team