maybe not PC

[BOIRCHE]

A fella wakes up in a strange bed with a thumpin hangover & a strange blonde beside him. He notices her giant loopy earrings & her white high heels beside the bed. He looks out the small window next to him & spots a mongrel dog an a piebald pony tied to a caravan. "Oh shit" he says im in a knacker camp,the peroxide blonde wakes up looks at him an asks "Well how are you feeling?". "You told me you were a nurse" He says. "No i didnt i told you i was one of the Ward sisters!!!".

 

[Mandylicious]

 

[Jockser]

maybe not PC

When did that ever stop ya Tom ?

I likes it though

 

[frank1200]

reminds me of the story of a friend of mine who met a fine woman at a horse fair.

they were getting on great untill she said "horse it in to me boss"

 

[bogman]

Deadly crack when I read it out to the lads at lunch earlier

 

[big fella]

Do you know the difference between the mater hospital and a caravan?
You'd get more wards in a Caravan!

 

[BOIRCHE]

Not PC either

Me and my Dwarf mate were planning to rob the local butchers the other day..but he pulled out...he said the steaks were too high!

 

[frank1200]

a priest was walking down the town when he met a man he had seen at a traveller wedding
the priest said it was a great day for the wedding
the traveller says thats right father a great day

the priest asks who was the best man
the traveller says ah no trouble father no trouble at all