Reminds me of the bloke that picked up a bird whilst on holiday in Spain.
Gets her back to his hotel,gets naked and just about to do the deed when she stops him.......
"burn me" she says
"pardon"
"burn me, down there"
"eh"
"burn me,set me on fire"
"I don't understand"
she's getting mad now
"get your lighter AND SET MY MINGE ON FIRE you idiot"
"are you sure?" he says
"JUST F#CKING DO IT"
so,he gets his lighter and sets her minge ablaze.
she wriggles about a bit,then jumps up screaming and runs naked across the hotel room,onto the balcony,minge blazing and throws herself over the rail and into the pool three floors below.
Two lads having a wee dram sat by the pool.
"Jaysus,Paddy was that a shooting star?"
"No,that was definately a twat-alite"
I seen it flare over clontiberet at about 6.03pm yesterday
Heading N.West direction
About a 46-48 degree height in sky
The flare was short but very bright strong white to yellow colour only lasted about 2 - 3 seconds
Believing it was an omen... I went and done the euro millions lotto, roll on friday I am gonna WIN and afford a new 2010 GSA!!!!