The final nail in the coffin.
Actually, no - in the tyre carcass.
I was making my way home on Monday evening, ducking around a line of stalled traffic, and ran over what I found out later was a piece of vehicle debris. No visible sharp edges. Heard that sickening farting sound, the bike's rear end dropped, and all of a sudden she's handling like she's made of cooked celery.
A quick inspection of the tyre tread revealed a straight cut about 30mm long, right through the carcass. Looked like someone slashed the tyre with a butcher's knife.
Long story short: rear tyre unrepairable, and I'm 86 Km from home. A co-operative effort between my stepdad and girlfriend got the rear wheel from my K1200S to me so I could get back, and I finally got to bed after one in the morning.
Thanks, Michelin. Thanks a whole heap.
Yesterday morning, I had my old front Tourance Next re-fitted (plenty of meat left), joined with a new Tourance Next rear.
Just as good as I remember them.
Yes, the PR4 Trails are sticky and light and brilliant in the wet and confidence-inspiring yes yes.
But they wear like race tyres ("20% better wear than PR3s", say Michelin. Oh yeah? On what? A 100cc pit bike being ridden by a 20Kg midget?), and fall over dead at the first sign of a foreign object.
So if you keep your LC primarily as a Sunday toy, and do track days on it, they're brilliant. But for the riding I do in the real world, if there's a shortage of Nexts, I'll garage the bike and ride something else while I wait for the shipment, rather than buy PR4s again.