midge repellent?

If I could walk that way ...

... I wouldn't need the talcum powder.

Boom ..... tish.
 
Talcless?

:ymca:nono

I know i am going to regret asking this...but why not?
 
It's the carbon dioxide that you exhale that attracts them...hold your breath and you'll be fine!
 
Old old joke ...

:ymca:nono

I know i am going to regret asking this...but why not?

Nothing personal Andy. I was minded of the very old joke ...

Guy hirples into the chemist's shop and asks for talcum powder. The assistant sashays over to another counter saying ... "Walk this way sir .."

And the punch line is ...? :blast

So old I thought everyone would know it!
 


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