Midges

[Balders1450]

Coat yourself with honey, the midges will now stick to you, then sleep with the tent open so when the Honey Badgers come during the night they lick it all off. You wake up refreshed and no need for a shower!

 

[Blue]

Midge Advice

Hey Guys
Thanks for all the useful information (I Think)
But I think I will take Northern Jocks advice and camp by the marshes where me
and the wife will be safe from them*****

 

[Northern jock]

Hey Guys
Thanks for all the useful information (I Think)
But I think I will take Northern Jocks advice and camp by the marshes where me
and the wife will be safe from them*****

Good move, you'll love it

And remember lots of drams help

 

[AberdeenAngus]

Of course, once you think you are used to the midges you could try the ultimate test........

Drum roll............

thunder.............

lightning............

it's.................Sligachan campsite.......dum dum duuuuum

 

[wully]

Sligachan campsite.......dum dum duuuuum

It's always been too feckin windy for midges when I've been there.

 

[Timolgra]

it's.................Sligachan campsite.......