Not sure why you should think it's a wind up.
I have an 8 year old Oddysey battery which after being on the Optimate for a few days, will start the bike, BUT, I've been having issues with alternating ABS lights, which then need resetting. It's fine for a couple of starts or so, then I have the issues with the ABS lights again. I was just wondering about the voltage I should be expecting before starting, to give me some indication as to the need to look at a new battery or not. I'm sorry you found it cryptic and odd, I was merely searching for some help from people I thought may be better informed and have more experience in these things than myself.
Obviously I was in the wrong place
My apologies