Milk and alcohol

[Deleted member TF]

Someone gave me a bottle of Jura single malt last Wednesday. Last night I discovered a fun way to drink it was to take great big double-sized gulps straight from the bottle then rinse it down with Holsten Pils. Is this acceptable behaviour north of Kilmarnock?
This morning my brain feels like a leftover Christmas walnut rattling around in an empty shortbread tin and I think I'm about to give birth to a flock of starlings.
I don't like milk.

 

[Deleted account rno]

Someone gave me a bottle of Jura single malt last Wednesday. Last night I discovered a fun way to drink it was to take great big double-sized gulps straight from the bottle then rinse it down with Holsten Pils. Is this acceptable behaviour north of Kilmarnock?
This morning my brain feels like a leftover Christmas walnut rattling around in an empty shortbread tin and I think I'm about to give birth to a flock of starlings.
I don't like milk.

A "hangover" from drinking single malt whisky and German bier? No impurities in either.

Get yourself to a doctor. You're either suffering from Swine Flu or PMT

Edit: cancel. I've just seen your sig pic. That explains it. Just have a wee lie down. You'll feel better by Thursday.

 

[skyenet]

Milk and Malibu go fine together

Was at a works party year's ago and had a couple of cartons of milk laced with Mailbu. Folk did wonder how the milk seemed to have such an effect on me

 

[Deleted account 210516001]

Bubbling old fashioned stairhead gas through milk and drinking it used to get the winos quite merry.

Forget it now. North Sea gas does not work.

 

[Buz]

Milk and Malibu go fine together

Was at a works party year's ago and had a couple of cartons of milk laced with Mailbu. Folk did wonder how the milk seemed to have such an effect on me

+1

Bloody lovely drink, milk has to be ice cold though (IMHO)
And agree, you look at folks expression when you tell em


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[rockchunk]

Milk and Malibu go fine together

Was at a works party year's ago and had a couple of cartons of milk laced with Mailbu. Folk did wonder how the milk seemed to have such an effect on me

mali fuckin bu ,,such an effect,, much did ye drink five feckin gallon

 

[Archie Beag]

Bubbling old fashioned stairhead gas through milk and drinking it used to get the winos quite merry.

Forget it now. North Sea gas does not work.

'Belaire' and milk was the Connoisseurs's choice round here.
A quality combo guaranteed to..............erm, dunno really, something to do with memory cell breakdown...........I think?

 

[Deleted account rno]

I've searched the hoose to try a Skyenet cocktail (oo-er) but could only find some curdled milk. We're right oot o' Malibu.

Never mind, I'll no' stick...I've substituted cooncil juice (at tap temperature) for the milk and Balvenie Doublewood for Mailbu and I'll tell yiz what...it's fuckin nice! Who would have thought, eh?

 

[Deleted member TF]

Thanks for posting that Buz but where's Wilco?
I've seen him a couple of times recently at Ripley,our local blues venue. www.ripleyblues.com. Still playing the old black and red Telecaster. His bass man is Norman Watts-Ray, ex Blockheads.

 

[Kenny Rodkiss]

Normal for Hawick common riding,

FRIDAY - 5 June 2009

At 6.00 a.m., the following morning, Common-Riding day proper, the Drum and Fife Band set off to rouse the town. Presently a large crowd assembles at Towerdykeside for a curious ceremony called the Snuffin', when snuff is dispensed from an old horned mull amid much jostling and pushing. After the melee, packets of snuff are thrown from a window; the crowd soon dispersing to the surrounding hostelries for the traditional refreshment of rum and milk before breakfast.