Monday evening ride

[Mort]

Once again a select group of tossers will be having a Monday night out together meeting this time at the Carts Bog inn on the A686 near Hexham....say 7.30pm.
Fancy meeting up? come on, it'll be a larf

 

[Beetle2112]

:drinkinpaWhere we going matey ?

 

[Mort]

THE PUB

 

[Beetle2112]

SPLENDID !!!!

 

[Beetle2112]

Just us then......how will I recognise you ?


I took a LOT of acid in the 1980's and my memory ain't what it was !!

 

[Sky]

I'll be there. Riding a GS! (*)


(*) Weather permitting. If it's raining or windy, or threatening to cloud over a bit, I'll be in the Fiesta. Or a van. Or the house.

 

[(RIP) petcul]

Just us then......how will I recognise you ?


I took a LOT of acid in the 1980's and my memory ain't what it was !!

Easy. The good guys will be riding GSs. There'll probably be another bunch there riding "rice burners". Under no circumstances talk to them.

 

[Borderraider]

Easy. The slow guys will be riding GSs. There'll probably be another bunch there riding "rice burners". Under no circumstances try to keep up with them.

 

[Beetle2112]

lol The last time I went up to Hartside I thought I was going to get nicked for loitering !!!

 

[Mort]

Just us then......how will I recognise you ?


I took a LOT of acid in the 1980's and my memory ain't what it was !!

I'll be wearing a fur coat, union jack shorts, flippers, boxing gloves and a leather cycling helmet..........oh and I may be on a bike

 

[Beetle2112]

AAH!! Dressing for Comfort EH ?


In that case I'll be modelling a Pair of Gold Lame Hotpants with Lace heart cutout motifs and a spiked Cod Piece, East German Paratroop Boots, A Gary Nixon Enterprises T shirt , A Fez and a Purple Crushed Velour Smoking Jacket .

I'll also be Carrying My Usual Opium Pipe and a copy of MCN dated Sept 1991 with the headline " Beattie gets Works Honda Ride"



unless its raining in which case I'll stay in !

 

[Mort]

Havn't seen you for years and still the same.... same jokes, same wardrobe, same MCN....by the way, how are the head injuries?

 

[Borderraider]

In that case I'll be modelling a Pair of Gold Lame Hotpants with Lace heart cutout motifs and a spiked Cod Piece, East German Paratroop Boots, A Gary Nixon Enterprises T shirt , A Fez and a Purple Crushed Velour Smoking Jacket

And riding a matching GSA?

 

[Sky]

Wowsers! I didn't realise there was a dress code. Happily, I think I still have my old Shoei stetson, it goes nicely with the Dainese paisley tux and Jimmy Choo slingbacks I wear to formal do's. I'll bring my 1972 Blue Peter annual (the one with Petra and Patch on the cover), I've nearly finished it.

 

[Beetle2112]

 

[Beetle2112]

HANG ON !!!!!!


Ive just looked at the Google map of the pub and theres a BUS STOP outside of it !!!




So the 2 questions we need to ask are:-


1. Why did you pick the Carts Bog Rob ?
2. How are you getting there ?



HMM??

 

[Mr K]

Feck!

You go away for a few days and the section goes all pervy...

 

[Mort]

Feck!

You go away for a few days and the section goes all pervy...

Hope to see you tomorrow Chris, if it's cold we can huddle around your suntan:cool

 

[Mr K]

Hope to see you tomorrow Chris, if it's cold we can huddle around your suntan:cool

Ooh! I dunno: It's a bit far.....

 

[Sky]

HANG ON !!!!!!
Ive just looked at the Google map of the pub and theres a BUS STOP outside of it !!!

So the 2 questions we need to ask are:-
1. Why did you pick the Carts Bog Rob ?
2. How are you getting there ?

HMM??

http://www.strps.org.uk/buses/wright-bros.htm

I've found the 888 to be a very good service, regular as clockwork, twice a month. They let me bring my poodles and everything.