Just thought I'd try, for the umpteenth time, to post my epic, cool, fabulous journey on this site but don't really know what I'm doing wrong coz I can't post pictures taken with all the high-end camera stuff that I carry around with me.
Oh, I ride everywhere on my own because when my mates were 14, I was studying; when they were 18 I was studying; when they were 24 I was studying, so I never had the chance to make any friends and, as a result, I am completely unable to relate to other people without behaving like a complete knob.
In any event, you all seem like a bunch of fat, overweight, has-been failures who spend all of their time drinking beer and consequently can only manage to ride as far as the local shops. Any pictures you do take are crap; well they would be on the £4.00 equipment that you use.
I, of course, am an erudite world traveller with the body of an Adonis; charming and successful, so I don't care if you don't read my trip reports because there are thousands of other people who do and I can post on other sites anyway!
Your spectacularly unsuccessful ability to recognise that the offensiveness and rudeness that I display to you all is nothing more than creativity and free speech!!!
You're a bunch of TOSSERS you lot, so you'll get nothing more from me on this site!
I'm off to do 79 countries in a week and take 10,000 pictures which I'm not going to show you!
PS you can stuff your £12.00!
Oh, I ride everywhere on my own because when my mates were 14, I was studying; when they were 18 I was studying; when they were 24 I was studying, so I never had the chance to make any friends and, as a result, I am completely unable to relate to other people without behaving like a complete knob.
In any event, you all seem like a bunch of fat, overweight, has-been failures who spend all of their time drinking beer and consequently can only manage to ride as far as the local shops. Any pictures you do take are crap; well they would be on the £4.00 equipment that you use.
I, of course, am an erudite world traveller with the body of an Adonis; charming and successful, so I don't care if you don't read my trip reports because there are thousands of other people who do and I can post on other sites anyway!
Your spectacularly unsuccessful ability to recognise that the offensiveness and rudeness that I display to you all is nothing more than creativity and free speech!!!
You're a bunch of TOSSERS you lot, so you'll get nothing more from me on this site!
I'm off to do 79 countries in a week and take 10,000 pictures which I'm not going to show you!
PS you can stuff your £12.00!
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