My mate in Sunderland just sent....

[Deleted account W]

..me a joke

A medical professor was lecturing his 1st year students about involuntary muscle contractions. To liven up the lesson he asked one of the female students "For example do u know what your arsehole does while you are having an orgasm?" She replies: "He's probably at St James Park watching Newcastle"

 

[Mr K]

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[yamonda1]

class ...

 

[Deleted account 220427002]

good job he didn't sent it to everyone

 

[Mort]

A girl from Sunderland called Metro radios phone in, she said, "I'm a 13 year old virgin...."do you think my brother is gay"

 

[magpie]

A girl from Sunderland called Metro radios phone in, she said, "I'm a 13 year old virgin...."do you think my brother is gay"

nice one Mort

What do mackams use as protection during sex?

















bus shelters!




Nea offence like !

 

[Sir James]

nice one Mort

What do makums use as protection during sex?


If there having a sleep over in Newcastle it would be a lock on the Nursery room door ...............

No offence Old Boy " like "

....................................... Fixed ...........

 

[Borderraider]

What do you call a 30 yr old Mackem girl? Gran

What do you call a Mackem girl in a white track suit? The Bride

Two Mackems in a car with no music..who's driving? The Police

Whats the most confusing day in Sunderand? Fathers day

 

[Mort]

What do you call a 30 yr old Mackem girl? Gran

What do you call a Mackem girl in a white track suit? The Bride

Two Mackems in a car with no music..who's driving? The Police

Whats the most confusing day in Sunderand? Fathers day

You're back then Nice weekend?

 

[Borderraider]

You're back then Nice weekend?

Best weekend I've had in ages....shooting, eating, drinking and taking the piss out of KTM owners

 

[Mort]

Best weekend I've had in ages....shooting, eating, drinking and taking the piss out of KTM owners

So you got drunk and shot some KTM owners......result

 

[Sir James]

What do you call a Geordie that beets his wife

 

[Mort]

What do you call a Geordie that beets his wife

George the wife beater

 

[pfoz88]

Saw Joe Kinnear this morning, seemed in some discomfort and was rubbing the area above his right hip. I said "not another heart attack is it Joe", "No ur ok pal" came the reply, "Ive just got a really bad side"

 

[Beetle2112]

Maths teacher asks a Mackum Lass...."What comes after 69?"

"Yeez is stewpid " She replies " Everyone Knaaz that yez wesh yer fayce and rinse yer mowuth owt with Lambrini !"