Quite why the National Consumer Council are putting on a custom bike show I do not know but it seems they are. I thought I may don my best live to ride t-shirt and pop down there for a butchers. I'll be easily recognisable as I have a slap head and a goatee and am 1 or 2 pounds past my ideal weight. If you see me do come up to me and say "Oi Wanker!". See you there!













. Delicate disposition you see. I had to go home and have a little lie down.