Ravenbyrne
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Nelson Mandela is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he's confronted by a little Chinese guy clutching a clipboard, yelling "You sign!, You Sign!" while pointing at a truck load of car exhausts. Nelson smiles politely and says "Look you've obviously got the wrong address" and shuts the door.
Next day Nelson hears another knock at the door. When he opens it there's the little Chinese guy again with two truckloads of brake pads, brandishing his clipboard and yelling "You Sign! You Sign!" Nelson pushes the clipboard aside and says "Look Clear Off! You've got the wrong man" and slams the door.
The next day the little Chinese guy is back shouting "You Sign! You Sign!"- behind him is three truckloads of windscreens. This time Nelson looses the rag. "Look Here, I don't want these! You must have the wrong name. Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese guy looks at him puzzled, checks his clipboard and says "So You telling me you not Nissan Main Dealer?"
Next day Nelson hears another knock at the door. When he opens it there's the little Chinese guy again with two truckloads of brake pads, brandishing his clipboard and yelling "You Sign! You Sign!" Nelson pushes the clipboard aside and says "Look Clear Off! You've got the wrong man" and slams the door.
The next day the little Chinese guy is back shouting "You Sign! You Sign!"- behind him is three truckloads of windscreens. This time Nelson looses the rag. "Look Here, I don't want these! You must have the wrong name. Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese guy looks at him puzzled, checks his clipboard and says "So You telling me you not Nissan Main Dealer?"
