I am, I admit it, but as I have said on numerous occasions, I don't enjoy your ability - not many do - to change bikes every six months and try (how many is it now? 50 or so?). So I just found the one that does everything (very) well enough.
I already have all those aids. I think they're great, especially the radar CC. That is a revelation. So much safer. The only thing it doesn't have which the Tiger does is backlit switchgear.
Not 100%, but I think if it fails (like mine did - sidestand microswitch) it's not that it stays up, it's that it doesn't rise. In any case, longshanks, it really wouldn't be a problem for you, we're talking the length of your willy, 2cm; you'd plant your feet easily.
Mine was like it for the running-in period and no technique, unless you're King Kong, will get that bike up from it's lowered state!
I did drop it once on a carpeted garage floor whilst I didn't have the "assist" trying to be clever, but i found the "put your back into it" method worked really well to get it upright again.