New Bikers Cafe Opening In Newcastle ...

[judge]

this thread is not about a cafe is it?

No its about a huge football club with some fantastic support which is unfortunately owned and been owned by self-serving bitches of the highest order and the first team squad has been asolutely shite all season and a succession of coaches, some talented, some otherwise have systematically failed to stop the rot.

Now they face their biggest challenge, do they accept their place in football is based on the results on the field, drop their collective trousers and accept a firm kick right up the arse and another one in the bollox, get rid of the dead wood (difficult given the arrogance/stupidity of the club not to protect player contracts from the risk or relegation) and fight their way back to the Premiership next season giving their all...


... or follow the Leeds United model

As for me looking forwards to the fixture list being kind to give me and some other gobshite Southerners a great weekend on the Toon next season.

Alternatively it was a light-hearted attempt at humour postulated (I think) by a Sunderland supporter

But its only about football and we're all gobshites for following that so move along nothing happening here

 

[Mort]

As for me looking forwards to the fixture list being kind to give me and some other gobshite Southerners a great weekend on the Toon next seaso

I'll put the spare bed up

As long as you don't talk about football

 

[Mr K]

I'll put the spare bed up

As long as you don't talk about football

I'll chip-in for his complementary red and white striped shirt for the "Bigg Market Eperience" soiree...

 

[Madasaboxoffrogs]

I'll chip-in for his complementary red and white striped shirt for the "Bigg Market Eperience" soiree...

& I'll sub up for one for Sir James providing I can follow with a camera

 

[Borderraider]

I'll let these guys know the itinerary

 

[Cestria]

Its only a game......

 

[Sir James]

Alternatively it was a light-hearted attempt at humour postulated (I think) by a Sunderland supporter

One does try one's best

However i'm not really a Sunderland Supporter

My team below ...................

 

[Madasaboxoffrogs]

Its only a game......

Y' think thats like saying a GS is only a bike

 

[Madasaboxoffrogs]

One does try one's best

However i'm not really a Sunderland Supporter

My team below ...................

So the truth is out

Sir James is really a MIDLANDER wots been chucked oot and he is hiding in a town neebody wants t gan t'. Well not by choice anyway

 

[Sir James]

It's not all bad news for the Geordies though

At least they hold the record for one thing

The most expensive boat ever built in the world has recently left the Tyne ...........

It was called The Premier Ship ..................

 

[Cestria]

Y' think thats like saying a GS is only a bike

The GS IS only a bike

 

[Mr K]

The GS IS only a bike

Heretic!!

 

[Cestria]

Heretic!!

Hey, you, I resemble that remark!

PS Chris, did I tell you Im part exing the GS next month.....

 

[Mr K]

Hey, you, I resemble that remark!

PS Chris, did I tell you Im part exing the GS next month.....

......

 

[Cestria]

After two GS12's I just fancy a change. Cant say Ill never have another GS - never say never and all that, but personally dont like the latest incarnation. A bit too 'blingy' if you know what I mean. I am getting another BM though...
This is going a bit off topic, so sorry for the hijack Sir Burton. Lets get it back to winding up the football lovers!!

 

[bsogri]

shearers pound shop

new shop in sunderland , whole team worth £48.50p
http://www.offthepost.info/2009/06/alan-shearers-1-shop/
have a close look at the sign

 

[Sir James]

new shop in sunderland , whole team worth £48.50p
http://www.offthepost.info/2009/06/alan-shearers-1-shop/
have a close look at the sign

Bloody Mackums taking the mick out of Geordies

Come on Brian ...............

Never seen that one before

 

[bsogri]

mackems

we have to make the most of it it doesn,t happen very often

 

[Borderraider]

we have to make the most of it it doesn,t happen very often

How did your tour go..whats this rumour that you lost 'tail end charlie' 'cos he couldn't keep up

 

[Sir James]

How did your tour go..whats this rumour that you lost 'tail end charlie' 'cos he couldn't keep up

Picture the scene .......................

Sitting on the E whatsit passing Baden Baden with a Bussa disappering into the sun i did a quick mathmatical calculation .......

5'6" Slim Man on low flying missile , over World War 2 Tank with me on it divided by 186 K at 135 KPH = Time for Tiffan in Baden Baden

Lovely place and plenty of cafes ( As long as you like pork based meals )

I decided to refuel and bumped into 2 more of the tour on an LT who had arranged to meet us at the hotel later that evening

We checked our maps and they decided to follow me through the towns rather than stay on the Motorway with the route their sat nav had given them

I'd allready been intouch with Bri to let him know i'd bumped into the other 2 and we'd all meet up at the Hotel ........

Lovely ride to the Black Forest and a good hotel awaited

On arrival i arranged a place for the bikes to be kept over night and booked everyone into their rooms

Washed and changed i meet the other couple and had a G&T as we waited for the rest of the bikes

Bri had had a chat with the other lads all on sports bikes and had decided to take them on one or two fast twisty passes ( Via France ) as he didn't have to worry about the Lard Arse and LT at the rear

I told the hotel owner they may be some time and she said she would ask the chef to prepare a buffet for them if the kitchen was going to close

Later that evening everyone turned up safe , their rooms and bike parking were ready for them and the pork based meal was surved

Then it was Beer time


( It could allmost be a Whatton Ride Out Report but i don't have any pictures of Johhny HRH lying in his )


JB ...... Trip Interpretera ...........................