New Ramparts to Castle Oonyack

[Uinneag]

what sort of biscuits do you give out with the tea and coffee....


looks nice....

Along with a complimentry hoose measure dram

 

[Big Jets]

Do you have rubber sheets cause if a come up ill probably pish the bed and ma wife wullny get her legs under yon wee table ,where dae you get yer black puddin fae ,oh and do yi dae tick.

 

[wully]

Very nice

 

[DavidHale]

Best make sure my passport is up to date so I can come and sample the delights soon.

 

[Big Jets]

Johnny you,d need tae be a feckin Girraffe tae watch the telly in the double,sort it out .Apart fae that Ill gie it ten oot a ten (as long as a get two sausages wi ma breaky and nae tomatoes or mushrooms )

 

[robmack]

Haw ya Fud yer ruinin ma street cred folk ull be thinkin ah'm a guid ****

 

[skyenet]

Looks very nice, you must all be proud of it

 

[Morticia]

Very nice....let me know when you are opening for visitors from the Brummy sector

 

[flash of the gap]

top job hope theres good locks on the geust room doors

 

[Deleted Member I]

Nice ..

Can you do a package with replacing a windscreen on a X reg Toyota Celica??

 

[Uinneag]

Looks very nice, you must all be proud of it

Yes siree

Very nice....let me know when you are opening for visitors from the Brummy sector

Tomorrow Niel23 first guest if it can stand up to him it'll take anything

Can you do a package with replacing a windscreen on a X reg Toyota Celica??

Yip windscreens fitted as you sleep so they are ready for your voyage round the island after your breaky

 

[Deleted account W]

Looks very good, to say two pish heads built it

What do you charge for overnight camper van parking and do you have electrical hook-up points?

 

[Uinneag]

Looks very good, to say two pish heads built it

What do you charge for overnight camper van parking and do you have electrical hook-up points?

Boatle of Jáger and some craic tae yirsel
Bring an extension lead with a three pin plug on it, someone will make one up for you no doubt

 

[robmack]

Looks very good, to say two pish heads built it

What do you charge for overnight camper van parking and do you have electrical hook-up points?

Pish heads? how very dare you

 

[G.C.]

Tomorrow Niel23 first guest if it can stand up to him it'll take anything

He can`t stand up ffs, just poured him into a taxi

Good job guys

 

[garfield]

He can`t stand up ffs, just poured him into a taxi

Good job guys

and where's the photos.....

 

[G.C.]

Mind that pic o him after his first Jager experiance.
That`ll be him about now

 

[Betty Swollocks]

Nah! just got a text from him.... still compus mentus.
Wait till next month, I am hoping to make the same trip...... but GC will really have his hands full if I stop off in his parish

 

[Hebby]

Robmack is a craftsman and motivator of the highest standards and I cannae thank the tube enough for all the hard work and boots up the erse
Oh and telling me that ma lampshades were upside doon

Not much of a view from the double room

I ken my soil pipe is on the piss by the way

WHAT A FUGGIN MESS. THANK **** ITS AT THE BACK O THE HOOSE AND YE CANNA SEE IT FAE THE ROAD.

 

[G.C.]

Nah! just got a text from him.... still compus mentus.

It was a quiet night really, my local was full o pished folk after the football