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I have no mudguard on my custom, slightest bit of water on the road I get covered. Royal pain in the ass...But it looks so much better without one.....guess that makes me an eegit..I laugh in the face of practicality.At first glance it looks okay.
I do not understand the fascination with token mudguards. They should be there to stop shite going over you, your bike and spraying up into following vehicles. Why then, make them as small as possible, or placed where they're going to me no use at all?
Discuss.