Nomad's Tosser Camp out 24-26th sept v3
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Pauly S
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not a chance
Honey badgers say c'mon big boy show us what you got then, at this point you turn and run like feck hands around your testes just in case.
Dont forget your military issue sleep bag with triple insulation, they cant bite through those.
Also you need one of those jumbo rodent traps, the ones which are a foot wide by 2 foot long.to put in the entrance to the tent.
And if you have some napalm that will come in handy, damn i forgot to buy some
, oh thats for the mosquitoes.
thats just chad,s standard issue fire lighter, they laugh at those....Lighter + aerosol = flame thrower...any good?
Honey badgers say c'mon big boy show us what you got then, at this point you turn and run like feck hands around your testes just in case.
Dont forget your military issue sleep bag with triple insulation, they cant bite through those.
Also you need one of those jumbo rodent traps, the ones which are a foot wide by 2 foot long.to put in the entrance to the tent.
And if you have some napalm that will come in handy, damn i forgot to buy some
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You don't look that strong, sean is much lighter than me?
Good point and you can give me a hand to throw him.
I've still got a couple of fashion things sort out this week and a party so I might have to cry off....
while hanging around with a bunch of like mind individuals is great the alternative which is looking at some super models fun bags does have a certain appeal....
To even say I'll be thinking of you chaps talking about honey badgers, would I'm sad to say be a complete fabrication... I'll be thinking "they look bloody perfect"
more news to follow once I have my call sheets worked out...
while hanging around with a bunch of like mind individuals is great the alternative which is looking at some super models fun bags does have a certain appeal....
To even say I'll be thinking of you chaps talking about honey badgers, would I'm sad to say be a complete fabrication... I'll be thinking "they look bloody perfect"
more news to follow once I have my call sheets worked out...
I'm packed
Pauly S
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site directions
Within the site, follow the england flags, when standing at flag number 2 by the five bar gate by the bungalow,flag 3 will be at 2 o clock with the five bar gate in front of you.when you get to flag 3 look left and youll see flag 4,go through the gate and youre there,or just follow the bike tracks, there will be a few.
The site has had the lawn mown, and it looks splendid.the view is absolutely brill.
The wine and beers are chilling, wine is £2 bottle, red white and rose'.
we do have vodka too.
Its a working farm with guard dogs, dont stroke them if you like your fingers to operate the clutch and brake.
Also if you open a gate, please close it afterwards.
I you think the dogs are bad, would worry about the bulls, there in season and they have big horns.
Within the site, follow the england flags, when standing at flag number 2 by the five bar gate by the bungalow,flag 3 will be at 2 o clock with the five bar gate in front of you.when you get to flag 3 look left and youll see flag 4,go through the gate and youre there,or just follow the bike tracks, there will be a few.
The site has had the lawn mown, and it looks splendid.the view is absolutely brill.
The wine and beers are chilling, wine is £2 bottle, red white and rose'.
we do have vodka too.
Its a working farm with guard dogs, dont stroke them if you like your fingers to operate the clutch and brake.
Also if you open a gate, please close it afterwards.
I you think the dogs are bad, would worry about the bulls, there in season
and they have big horns.
Pauly S
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I'm packed
Me too
Just need to put the food/Pimms into the box chiller in the morning, then BRING THE NOISE!!!!!!
Within the site, follow the england flags, when standing at flag number 2 by the five bar gate by the bungalow,flag 3 will be at 2 o clock with the five bar gate in front of you.when you get to flag 3 look left and youll see flag 4,go through the gate and youre there,or just follow the bike tracks, there will be a few.
The site has had the lawn mown, and it looks splendid.the view is absolutely brill.
The wine and beers are chilling, wine is £2 bottle, red white and rose'.
we do have vodka too.
Its a working farm with guard dogs, dont stroke them if you like your fingers to operate the clutch and brake.
Also if you open a gate, please close it afterwards.
I you think the dogs are bad, would worry about the bulls, there in season
And where will flags 1, 5 & 6 be located.....
Trying to get packed this evening and failing miserably. Had the busiest few weeks in ages working away from home so I haven't sorted loud shirt/fancy dress/camping kit/bike. Coming totally unprepared.
Gonna start work early/finish early tomorrow then hit the road about 2:30, should be there a few hours later, looking forward to the first pint.
Gonna start work early/finish early tomorrow then hit the road about 2:30, should be there a few hours later, looking forward to the first pint.
fancy dress / loud shirt
Does anyone have a spare of either of the above - my wardrobe is devoid of such things
Does anyone have a spare of either of the above - my wardrobe is devoid of such things
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Does anyone have a spare of either of the above - my wardrobe is devoid of such things
Your loud enough
chad
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what time are you getting there i might pop in on me way home for a cuppa
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what time are you getting there i might pop in on me way home for a cuppa
on the beer at 3 pm ready for dancing
chad
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i may pop and scout for HBs by as im working in smarden at the mo
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i may pop and scout for HBs by as im working in smarden at the mo
that would be good, we can plan the atack
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