Non-violent military coup. Are ye up for it?

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Since The self imposed rulers of Skye are off on their jolleys to Germany, I and several members of the SLF (Skye liberation force) have decided that now is the time to take action.
In the short time since he has been away, we have towed the island to a new location off the tip of The Kingdom of Fife.
A replica decoy Skye has been anchored off Stranraer.
On their return to Skye international airport (hopefully in the middle of the nightwhen the pilot is flying by instruments) the royal aircraft will plunge into the sea, as the island is no longer there.
We are intending to install a new leader, King Ronno, until democratic elections can be held.
No longer will the shadowy figure of the Oonyak be seen lurking around in the wee small hours breaking peoples windscreens with his small hammer, in order to provide him and his family with revenue to run his evil empire.
The new Skye will be used as student lodgings for St Andrews university as well as a new venue for GSERS summer rideoots.
Anyone who wishes to join the SLF can enlist and leave their comments here.
 

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as an impartial observer I thought the ruler would have fitted a tracker makes the insurance cheaper and to avoid this sort of thing from happening....
 
As I have long practised the Lord Salisbury policy of "Splendid Isolation" in all matters of foreign affairs, I can only look on with a sense of puzzled amusement.

Who, what or where is this Skye of which you talk?

Is it a former Soviet Republic?

Your map is a clever ruse. All civilised people know that there is really nothing but an abyss beyond the Watford Gap.

Real charts show the script, Here Be Dragons!

This is conspicuously a transparent attempt to embroil civilised people in another foreign war.

Shame on you. :mad:
 
I propose to move it further down south... to scare the English... air drop Braveheat DVD's to put the fear o'God up them

and your Celtic brothers will attack from the west with Riverdance DVD's;)
 
I've also sent a crack team down Steptoe way to get us a time keeping device... so we know the Bars are staying open the full 24 hours;)

just got a message from Paddy two zero... they're on their way back no resistance so far

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I think the mountains now parked at the end of Leuchars runway might make take off and landing difficult. You need to tow it a bit more towards the Bell Rock
 

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I'm in Den :thumb2

and pledge my support for King Ronnie/ Baron Von Kimmel

suggest a meeting of minds at Kelso and with access to the Ice Cream vans we should be able to get Forry to switch sides:augie

Stumpy
 
I can manage Wednesday for the Koo.
Den, did you spill tomato sauce on yir map again.
 
MikeP said:
Real charts show the script, Here Be Coos!
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:rob Thats right...there be coos here and no evil attempt will be coo-ntenanced from the wee whipper-snappers who write from below!

Horns will flail; poo will .............:confused: ..................be poo'd:blast

back, back I tell yee.......yoo........
away with yer moo-tinous talk ye!
 
And that dark cloud reported over the area once filled by the former Skye is not a heavy rain cloud but a f*ckin huge swarm of midges looking for somehwere to land!!
 
Military Coup

Here's a military coo

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and here's a military doo

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Wonder if I'll get any Kudos for the post?
 
Sorry tae burst yir Bubbles:augie

One had an audience with Frau Nora Kimmel and she said that Ronno was tae behave himself or he wisnae gettin ony tea an be sent tae bed early if he ran about wi they bad boy's and that King Oonyack should reign for evermore or until the chocs ran oot:thumb
 
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