Hello from Stockholm.
In my absolute defence, I never said I was attending.
I only posted up the pub's website, a public spirited gesture as you were keeping the pub's postcode a secret.... From this selfless act, you assumed I was coming along

So lalala....
judge was meant to have been attending at Wapping Towers on Monday, but has been called to court, squirting something into the Royal household. His next free spot is Wednesday, which means I will be at home.
Have fun