If you can hold yer malt when all aboot ye
Are spillin theirs and blamin it on ye
If ye can pass yir mates right up the inside
But make allowance for their panniers too
If ye can ride and not be tired by ridin
Or 'Fly aboot' and yet dont eat no flies
Or being tailed and dont do no 'tail gaiting'
And yet dont act too cool nor 'ride too wide'
If you can scratch and scratchings not your master
If you can buff and buffings not your aim
If you can meet with Ronno and Mc Master
And treat those two McTossers just the same
If you can bear to read the bollox you've written
Quoted by mods as broken Forum rules
Or watch the things you posted last night 'bitten'
And laugh at them again with fellow fools
If you can make one post of all your Tourings
And sit online til all is nearly lost
And rise for work again first thing next morning
And never breath a word to her 'The Boss'
If you can force your bike and tyres and helmet
To serve their turn long after they are done
And so hold on when there is nothing in them
Except the will which says to them 'hold on'
If you can talk with Mods and keep your virtue
Or walk with 'Kings' nor loose the common touch
If neither snow nor driving rain can hurt you
If ALL men count with you but non too much
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With 60 seconds worth of Wheelie run
You'll tour the Earth and everything thats in it
But what is more you'll be a GSer my son
By Deano (Apologies to RK
)
Are spillin theirs and blamin it on ye
If ye can pass yir mates right up the inside
But make allowance for their panniers too
If ye can ride and not be tired by ridin
Or 'Fly aboot' and yet dont eat no flies
Or being tailed and dont do no 'tail gaiting'
And yet dont act too cool nor 'ride too wide'
If you can scratch and scratchings not your master
If you can buff and buffings not your aim
If you can meet with Ronno and Mc Master
And treat those two McTossers just the same
If you can bear to read the bollox you've written
Quoted by mods as broken Forum rules
Or watch the things you posted last night 'bitten'
And laugh at them again with fellow fools
If you can make one post of all your Tourings
And sit online til all is nearly lost
And rise for work again first thing next morning
And never breath a word to her 'The Boss'
If you can force your bike and tyres and helmet
To serve their turn long after they are done
And so hold on when there is nothing in them
Except the will which says to them 'hold on'
If you can talk with Mods and keep your virtue
Or walk with 'Kings' nor loose the common touch
If neither snow nor driving rain can hurt you
If ALL men count with you but non too much
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With 60 seconds worth of Wheelie run
You'll tour the Earth and everything thats in it
But what is more you'll be a GSer my son
By Deano (Apologies to RK
)
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