Oh...cack....

[Klanky]

Last Thursday I was meant to take the GS down to Inversnecky for a bit of upgrade work.

However, I had to take a customer down to Glasgie that day and rescheduled the work for tomorrow (Tue). I then spent the whole journey back from Glasgow chortling to myself as I was sat in a nice warm car as opposed to riding through the horrendous flooding and deluges that swept over us.



Lucky me, I thought.......


...only to see the weather forecast toneet that says "winds up to 80 mph and shite weather for Klanky on Tuesday morning".

If there's a webcam on the Kessock Bridge, it might be worth keeping an eye on it around 07:45 tomorra...you may see a GS spectacularly launching itself into the Moray Firth.

 

[freeloader]

It's about time you got yersel a helmet-mounted camera. That Glesca trip must have made enough to buy one!

Think of all the entertainment you could provide on Klankyvision.

 

[AberdeenAngus]

Never mind Klanky. I'm in Prague this week and the weather is glorious

 

[Klanky]

It's about time you got yersel a helmet-mounted camera. That Glesca trip must have made enough to buy one!

Think of all the entertainment you could provide on Klankyvision.

KlankyVision.....hmmmm.......video footage of incoherent ramblings and inept off-roading...sounds good

Never mind Klanky. I'm in Prague this week and the weather is glorious

Twat.

 

[Arsey]

Never mind Klanky. I'm in Prague this week and the weather is glorious

Yeah,Klanky,lucky sod.


Shite here in Tampa-the temperature dipped below 30degs C at one point today !!

 

[Klanky]

Yeah,Klanky,lucky sod.


Shite here in Tampa-the temperature dipped below 30degs C at one point today !!

I could easily go off some Tossers y'know........

 

[freeloader]

Yeah,Klanky,lucky sod.


Shite here in Tampa-the temperature dipped below 30degs C at one point today !!

I could easily go off some Tossers y'know........

I think I may just have...

 

[Klanky]

05:00 this mornig - alarm goes off, sounds of howling wind lashing around Schloss Klanky.

Fook that for a game of soldiers.

Switch alarm off and retreat further under the duvet........

 

[Uinneag]

Lightwieght



edit last thing anyone should ca you

 

[ricardo]

BBC weather chap has just announced that the Met Office have issued a weather warning for Klanky...

I'm out on mine in Lancashire tomorrow, so I can't say much.

 

[Klanky]

Lightwieght



edit last thing anyone should ca you

I'm just too short for my weight.....

Anyway, Last night I thought about you and Robmack battling your way over the Skye bridge in horrendously high winds to go to the Blair Atholl bash at the beginning of the year.

I thought you both set a fine example of the intrepid spirit that makes a True Tosser.

Until this morning, and then I decided you were a pair of daft twats and there's no way I was going out there...

...

I'm out on mine in Lancashire tomorrow......

Ah, never mind, eh? You're not that far from Yorksher y'know.....