I judge people by my very scientific 'Piss Test'...
There are 4 types of expert on this forum..
Type 1 - Extremely knowledgful guys who are happy to share their knowledge and help others. People like mikeyboy fit into this catagory, and there are many others on here.
Type 2 - Extremely knowledgful guys who ridicule anyone that doesn't have their level of knowledge.
Type 3 - Dont know a lot, but are always happy to try and help others if they feel they can.
Type 4 - Know the square root of absolutely fuck all, but in order to appear that they have knowledge, they ridicule others.
The Type 1 and Type 3 guys are legends, and if they were suddenly to catch fire then I would happily empty my bladder all over them to extinguish the flames.
The Type 2 and Type 4 guys are total cnuts. If I walked past their burning bodies I would retain my full bladder of piss, and maybe throw a log on for good measure.
The Type 2 guys are the worst, for they have the ability to help others, but choose not to do so. If I saw a Type 2 on fire, id probably piss on the ground next to them, so they can see what they are missing out on.
So mikeyboy, I have a full bladder of piss especially for you, should you ever need it![]()
Very aptly written!.