One of us!

[Timolgra]

A man walks into a Welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer.
The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him.........
"Where are you from, you sound English?
"I'm from across the Severn," replies the man nervously.
"What do you do, just across the Severn?",
"I'm a taxidermist." he says
"What on earth is one of those?",
"I mount animals."
"It’s alright boys," shouts the barman he's one of us.

 

[PW Cymru]

Many years ago a friend of mine went into a pub bar in West Wales with his then girlfriend and asked for cider and black and was told by the bar man to Feck off into the lounge if you want cocktails