alimey4u2
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I hear noises when I have an erection too.....
rc mad
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Sorry to hear about the guy next to you 
But this sounds familiar
Its the stealth camper, complete with ninja suit. Only ever hear him furiously banging tent pegs in during the night, the tent is pitch black, even down to the guy lines so its invisible at night. He moves on before dawn.
Actually saw his tent once, stashed away under some trees near loch lomond, must have been an off day
The above events are true,<s>possibly thought up as a result of riding the bike too far in one day, too much booze and a inconsiderate walker who arrived into camp at 10.30pm. </s>
But this sounds familiar
I'm certain that I heard this. 100% certain: during the night or wee sma' oors of this morning (it was still dark) I was wakened twice (and was then wide awake) by the sound of someone on the next pitch (where the poor guy died the previous day) pegging a tent in and zipping a tent up. Right next to where I was lying. This went on for several minutes. I thought it was a bit weird but couldnae be bothered investigatin'.
Some time later, after the second spell of similiar noices, I got up and went ootside and there was nothing there. No tent. Nothing. There was only our tent and one further acrss the touring pitch area which was already there when we'd arrived.
Weird.
Its the stealth camper, complete with ninja suit. Only ever hear him furiously banging tent pegs in during the night, the tent is pitch black, even down to the guy lines so its invisible at night. He moves on before dawn.
Actually saw his tent once, stashed away under some trees near loch lomond, must have been an off day
The above events are true,<s>possibly thought up as a result of riding the bike too far in one day, too much booze and a inconsiderate walker who arrived into camp at 10.30pm. </s>
Oi! Come up here and say that, this girlie will whoop your ass into next year, now go speak to your imaginary friend - chump.
oh yeah you wait till my leg gets better
