OPERATION MONKEY JUICE

[SkyGod]

Really busy with stuff out here and no time for tinterweb.
Will get back to it soon.

 

[Flipfly]

Burtons Kevlar white shirt....................nice

Purples not ya colour fella, should have chosen a nice pastel black.

Altogether now.........here come the MIB's........here come the MIB's

(Mincing In Black)

Noticed ya gun........ever had to fire one off with ya butt bent the wrong way (fnarr fnarr).

 

[Beetle2112]

You want to be careful taking booze into a Muslim country Gaz....you might upset someone...................

 

[SkyGod]

After a few days of secret missions on the Iranian border Monkey juice took some well earned R & R with the young filly he met on the flight over.

He does enjoy a post coital cigarette and in typical secret agent style he sleeps with his gun under the pillow.

 

[Timolgra]

Guess he likes fat chicks

 

[Loiq]

he's made a mess of that....it's got more dents than a golf ball...

 

[Dansin]

That duvet looks a bit itchy...

 

[Duchess]

After a few days of secret missions on the Iranian border Monkey juice took some well earned R & R with the young filly he met on the flight over.

He does enjoy a post coital cigarette and in typical secret agent style he sleeps with his gun under the pillow.

Aww ...You've blown it now. Bond never had flowered pillow cases and what is going on with that duvet

 

[shready]

Aww ...You've blown it now. Bond never had flowered pillow cases and what is going on with that duvet

It truly is a shocking combo

I imagine most of the subjects on the Jeremy Kyle show have the same set

 

[SkyGod]

The choice of bedding in an Iraqi administered camp can be limited, but he needs to blend in with the local community.

Egyptian cotton and feather down pillows wouldn`t cut it I`m afraid.

 

[brassmonkey001]

What's happening? Is monkeyjuice MIA?
Has he been downed?
Are reinforcements needed?

 

[SkyGod]

Monkey Juice has been on black ops for a week or so but he has now returned.

His time in Mesopotamia has come to an end for now and he has hired a local CP team to escort him to the airport where he will enjoy a few days leave before his next mission.

Where too this time I wonder???????

 

[sycomoto]

fak me

After an interesting couple of days in the red zone agent monkey juice decides to recreate the bank robbery scene from the film "Heat" and wastes no time starting dress rehearsals for potential participants.

Ricky Gervais, with an oozzy 9mm. dude i don't know about the new look but i recon you could make a shit load of cash on the lookalike circuit and the only danger you'd face is getting raped by a fat bird (you'd like that though it'd remind you of those nights camping with Flip)

 

[Duchess]

Blimey ...


They really do mean business and to think I got as close as unscrewing his top at the EM.





Where to next Bond?

 

[MrIFan]

I have it on good authority Monkey Juices next mission is on the Dark Continent in the land of the email scam

 

[brassmonkey001]

I have it on good authority Monkey Juices next mission is on the Dark Continent in the land of the email scam

 

[TERRY RYAN]

Looks like a Dad out with his 3 sons to me

 

[SkyGod]

Standby for the next Installment of Operation Monkey Juice.

The monkey juice identity!

 

[brassmonkey001]

I'd best brew up some more then!

 

[Sgt Bilco]

I'd best brew up some more then!

I reckon Alaska needs a bit of the juice this summer........