Anyone going from Sussex?
Might head up on my 950
Might head up on my 950
Overland and Adventure bike Show at the Ace Cafe
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So how one meet up with a fellow tosser ? Secret wink, is there a tossers corner in the car park
Can I suggest that all Tossers attending wear red lipstick
What time are you hoping to be there Giles? There are 2 of us coming from Lincoln and another from Worcester.
We're meeting at half nine, ten mins from m25 in kent. There's a bunch of us, but we've got Robin with us, so in the spirit of 'travel at the speed of the slowest' and all that, we might get there by 7 pm ....
Where are you meeting ?
Could possibly head over then ride up in your c o n v o y !
It's always a sod to meet people once at the event-took me ages to find Nutty and Bounce etc at the KTM Box Hill day-though if I had known that Nutty looked like Dr Evil after a dose of the clap, the rendezvous would have been a tad sooner !!
If I can drag myself out from my worm bed I may have a ride down.
Sounds like a plan,if you don't mind me gate crashing your little party ?
Might usual riding buddy (Jumpjim) is still laid up with 5 busted ribs and collarbone so I is William no mates
Done !
It's always a sod to meet people once at the event-took me ages to find Nutty and Bounce etc at the KTM Box Hill day-though if I had known that Nutty looked like Dr Evil after a dose of the clap, the rendezvous would have been a tad sooner !!
We saw you arrive and hid...........
We're taking the scenic route from Lincoln, through Northants.. We're setting off around 0830 so I suspect you'll be gone before we get there.
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I would rather have my finger nails pulled out than spend any time riding round that North circular
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In honour of the valiant adventurers risking life and limb to attend this EXTREME event, Tesco Alperton have just announced the following deals, EXCLUSIVE to heroic adventure motorcyclists attending the even of the century
Insette travel hairspray, handbag sized cans........RRP 3.49, Special deal one weekend only, £2.99
Don't let your adventure get spoiled by 'helmet hair'!
Guaranteed to bouffant even the most flyaway combover
"Fruity double thick" anal approved condoms......
£2.00 per pack of three, or £24.99 for the special "Ruffrider" Touratech edition....special fitting attachments may be required, see PDF for details.
For the more adventurous adventure biker, the epitome of lip balm, with added SPF factor ten for the long distance traveller who knows the challenge of hotter climes like Tesco Penzance, Bognor or Eastbourne.
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'Additoff Wankventure" scented musk, for the truly desperate....£1.29 a bucket
Comes complete with a 'corporate milk teat' attached for the properly gullible wannabes
In honour of the valiant adventurers risking life and limb to attend this EXTREME event, Tesco Alperton have just announced the following deals, EXCLUSIVE to heroic adventure motorcyclists attending the even of the century
Insette travel hairspray, handbag sized cans........RRP 3.49, Special deal one weekend only, £2.99
Don't let your adventure get spoiled by 'helmet hair'!
Guaranteed to bouffant even the most flyaway combover
"Fruity double thick" anal approved condoms......
£2.00 per pack of three, or £24.99 for the special "Ruffrider" Touratech edition....special fitting attachments may be required, see PDF for details.
For the more adventurous adventure biker, the epitome of lip balm, with added SPF factor ten for the long distance traveller who knows the challenge of hotter climes like Tesco Penzance, Bognor or Eastbourne.
Available in five rufty tufty macho flavours.....Strawberry creme, Mocha choco latte, Creme De menthe, rasperry ripple with a soupcon of mango and original Fairy princess double choco flavours, now with added stealth camo twinkles
'Additoff Wankventure" scented musk, for the truly desperate....£1.29 a bucket
Comes complete with a 'corporate milk teat' attached for the properly gullible wannabes
That's the main reason why I'm not going. And I don't want to mingle with this bunch of benders in public.
I'll be on the Stahlkoffer stand trying to flog a couple of tours so pop round and buy me a coffee........
I'll be on the Stahlkoffer stand trying to flog a couple of tours so pop round and buy me a coffee........
Absolutely fella, be good to meet you
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