So, that's a great big fekkoff Whoosh Plop. Thank youHis no longer in here

So, that's a great big fekkoff Whoosh Plop. Thank youHis no longer in here

What happened to him? I hadnt notice he was MIA…His no longer in here
Some great advice in the posts responding to your question Paul. Unfortunately it seems that like me, you’re a Biff. For us Biff’s there is no real answer other than a bigger bag than the one it came in. I go somewhere with all my kit beautifully folded, packed and in place, and come back with stuff crammed in, bursting out, and having to be strapped on.Not sure why this has suddenly come into my mind...
Packing my tent at 05h00 in the rain in Dent, it was not surprising that I couldn't fit it back into its bag.
However, back at home, in the dry and sunshine, on a flat patio, I still found it absolutely impossible to roll it up and get it back into its original bag.
I'm not going to name the specific tent because it doesn't matter, I know this is an issue with many tents, the manufacturers sell them in as small a bag as possible (hence creating an attractive small pack size spec, I suppose).
So... are there any general top tips for getting mass of canvas, nylon and guys into a bag the size of a frozen pea packet? Can't believe I'm the only one to struggle.
Could you elaborate pleaseCan’t say I ever had an issue to be honest. A good serving of patience and taking your time perhaps needed?
The way I do it. Is a lay everything out flat. Pick the tent right at the top tip and pull it up, so that everything that is loose is pulled within the footprint of the tent base, then lower the the top and try to make everything as flat as possible rather than a heap in the middle.
I also take each guy line and pull the tensioner tab all the way towards the tent loop. This makes guy line half as short and much more manageable to handle/fold. Bring all guy line inside the tent footprint.
I then take the stuff bag that tent comes with and lay that flat on the ground next to one of the four sides of the tent. Why? The bag does act as a size guide for you to fold the tent against. Whether that is a three fold or a four. It all depends on the size of the bag v footprint of the tent.
My preferred method is to fold each side towards the middle of the tent, then fold those in half along the the centre axis. That way you do not have any of the corners trying to escape, etc.
Once at that stage, start rolling the whole lot up, including your bag of poles and tent pegs. Making sure to do it slowly enough so that the trapped air has a chance to escape. A couple of compression straps come in handy to hold it all ice and snugly tied up. Stick it into the stuff sack, in my case I tend to have spare room too for my footprint.
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Also, not all tent bags are equal. The new Vango bags are much like a Lomo rack back, top opening which is huge much easier to put the tent in , pull drawstring then use the compression straps. Or in the case of my Shyam Highlander, just a huge flappy bag![]()

You turning into my mate like.Could you elaborate please![]()
Amateurs. All of you!
Not forgetting to take your 'bike keys out of the inside pocket of the tent before you pack it all away, load on to your 'bike, coat and helmet on, 'bike off the stand and then .....I tend to fold it roughly with poles in the middle and then shove the the whole lot into the 36 liter LOMO bag that straps on the pillion seat. When I get home, I air it off / let it dry overnight, spread out over the bike in the garage (careful re the hot exhaust) and then fold it carefully the next day. Or the next dry day!



Christ Micky! Between you and me we could make an elephant! Your memory and my ears!Not forgetting to take your 'bike keys out of the inside pocket of the tent before you pack it all away, load on to your 'bike, coat and helmet on, 'bike off the stand and then .....
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Aha! That makes sense, mine is usually ‘scruffy’ before I start rolling it.I watched a short video the other day on FB, where a guy demonstrated leaving the corner pegs in place as he picked up the roof centre and neatly pulled it gently in each direction towards the edge of the floor, to smooth it out, before placing the roof centre down near the last edge. He then removed the 4 corner pegs and folded it up. It made perfect sense that with all the fabric laying flat instead of being bunched up as i usually pack it, it would take up less volume.
Thank you. Not sure what a biff is, but I instinctively know you’re right.Some great advice in the posts responding to your question Paul. Unfortunately it seems that like me, you’re a Biff. For us Biff’s there is no real answer other than a bigger bag than the one it came in. I go somewhere with all my kit beautifully folded, packed and in place, and come back with stuff crammed in, bursting out, and having to be strapped on.
It’s the way of it mate.![]()
Yes, stuff the tent, get a hotelAt last, a proper thread, worthy of UKGSer of old.
PS The advice from Hilleberg, is simply to leave the poles on one side and stuff the tent into the bag. But, they make proper tents and provide decent sized bags![]()
