Pelican Crossing.......................................... .......

[JimmyC]

 

[Hairnet600]

wont do that again

 

[Ogmios]

is it just me?

i looked at it and imagined the sound it made....

impossible to replicate in type though

 

[Buz]

Don't think a plaster is gonna help somehow

 

[GerryC]

A curious bird is the pelican
Its beak holds more than its belly can
While sailing through the air
With no heed or no care
Well the poor fella
He met a propellor

The unfortunate chap
Suffered major mishap
What' that strange smell I can
Detect oh no not pellican
And so came to an end
Our most curious friend

Whirled and mangeled
In the blades entangeled
That bird had pluck
But was as mad as f**k
Not to look left or right
Before taking to flight

 

[JimmyC]

A curious bird is the pelican
Its beak holds more than its belly can
While sailing through the air
With no heed or no care
Well the poor fella
He met a propellor

The unfortunate chap
Suffered major mishap
What' that strange smell I can
Detect oh no not pellican
And so came to an end
Our most curious friend

Whirled and mangeled
In the blades entangeled
That bird had pluck
But was as mad as f**k
Not to look left or right
Before taking to flight

Very good Gerry............................

 

[GerryC]

Very good Gerry............................

Debatable doubtful delightful drink driven doggerel - dddddere

 

[Ogmios]

A mans best friend is his doggerel

excellent abuse of English there Mr. C.