Petition to Oonyakistan

[Deleted account rno]

After the recent Royal Abdication, I was inundated with lots of PM's from concerned individuals who voiced great concerns over this matter. So much concern in fact that a Deligate from the German Embassy left Fife on Friday to travel to the Royal Palace on Oonyakistan to deliver the signed petition to the abdicated King himself.

Almost 250 miles later, a tentative knock on the palace door left the Deligate wondering if anyone was in residence.

Precious and anxious seconds passed before the artist formerly known as HRH appeared looking none the worse for his recent emotional experience. He was intrigued and somewhat humbled to learn of this petiton.

Oonyack happily shook hands and took the petition. He then went off to find his spectacles so that he could have a better read of the contents and reflect the warm regard that he is held in.

The German Deligate then beat a hasty retreat leaving Oonyack to find his specs and read the petition in more detail...

 

[Deleted account 220427002]

I'm sure you could have got more if you tried

 

[Deleted account rno]

I'm sure you could have got more if you tried

I'll tell you what...there must be money in feckin' windscreens

 

[Alte Wolf]

Well that'll keep the home fires burning

What aboot the wee mawn when he got es specs on did e poor ye a malt oor chase up the raid

 

[DrFarkoff]

Oi You "Bestie" Lovin Twat! If yous had of asked you'd have had a helluva lot more names on the "Will Ye Come BAck on Ya Cnut" petition !!!!

Add MIne till that one! Cnut!

 

[Deleted account rno]

Well that'll keep the home fires burning

What aboot the wee mawn when he got es specs on did e poor ye a malt oor chase up the raid

I'm glad to be back home to give my liver a rest. Me and Johnny were up until 04:00 on Saturday morning (glug glug glug) and then on the Saturday night, we had a raiding party to Robmack's house where copious amounts of strong drink were consumed (including the now de riguer bottle of Jägermeister)

 

[Alte Wolf]

I'm glad to be back home to give my liver a rest. Me and Johnny were up until 04:00 on Saturday morning (glug glug glug) and then on the Saturday night, we had a raiding party to Robmack's house where copious amounts of strong drink were consumed (including the now de riguer bottle of Jägermeister)

Aaarrggh not the dreaded

 

[Deleted account 220427002]

I hear you had proper food too at Robs.. with metal knives and spoons.... still nay forks since that nasty incodent with the last chicken ball at last years Xmas do... did youse hay a royal toast?

 

[arcboutant]

see you tae......

Seonnaidh at The B o' C AGM

 

[skyenet]

The German Deligate then beat a hasty retreat leaving Oonyack to find his specs and read the petition in more detail...

A wee birdy (Raven I think, from the Tower of Oonyakistan ? ) passed a message to me today informing me that Packer recently received a communiqué from HRH informing him, that due not him not upholding the high expectations and standards of behaviour of Royal Fannies, that he was being removed from the Royal Book of Fannies. Has Wizard also been removed by Royal Pardon ?

Am I in it by myself now, or have PaulG and Blackal achieved sufficient notoriety to join me. Personally I am not happy if they have as I had to publicly work hard to achieve such status, now it seem any fanny can get into it

Seriously though I have less trouble with 3 and 4 years olds in Nursery. Yes we can all have our ups and downs but the vast majority of hassle is through misinterpretations on the internet. I don't think any of this happens during face to face meetings. Of course there is probably more to this latest incident than meets the eye but at least any of my differences of opinions have all been totally out in the open and not through any pm's. Take a chill pill Johnny

 

[Deleted account rno]

A wee birdy (Raven I think, from the Tower of Oonyakistan ? ) passed a message to me today informing me that Packer recently received a communiqué from HRH informing him, that due not him not upholding the high expectations and standards of behaviour of Royal Fannies, that he was being removed from the Royal Book of Fannies. Has Wizard also been removed by Royal Pardon ?

Am I in it by myself now, or have PaulG and Blackal achieved sufficient notoriety to join me. Personally I am not happy if they have as I had to publicly work hard to achieve such status, now it seem any fanny can get into it

Seriously though I have less trouble with 3 and 4 years olds in Nursery. Yes we can all have our ups and downs but the vast majority of hassle is through misinterpretations on the internet. I don't think any of this happens during face to face meetings. Of course there is probably more to this latest incident than meets the eye but at least any of my differences of opinions have all been totally out in the open and not through any pm's. Take a chill pill Johnny

The thread was meant to be a joke Iain and no offence was meant to you or anyone else TBH I'm no' sure if the Book Of Fannies hasn't been retired.

My trip to Skye was arranged weeks ago and I didnae really go there to deliver a petiton

 

[garfield]

why wasn't I asked if I wanted my name on that list.....



...... ....missing you Oonyack

 

[skyenet]

The thread was meant to be a joke Iain and no offence was meant to you or anyone else TBH I'm no' sure if the Book Of Fannies hasn't been retired.

I realised it was a joke, hence my opening smilies

and I never ever did take offence at being in Johnny's book of Fannies


nuff said

 

[the celt]

Here whats it say on his T-Shirt ???

 

[brassmonkey001]

Here whats it say on his T-Shirt ???

I think one of those named on the list may have got a mention.

 

[Zundapp]

Fks sake. You look like a Sheriff's Officer coming to the door! No wonder he didn't let you in...