Peuerile joke

[cunning fox]

apologies if ye've heard this but i found it a trifle amusing.

Scotsman, Englishman and an African waiting outside the maternity ward when the nurse comes in an says there's been a terrible mistake, your baby sons have been mixed up, do you think you could try and identify your own sons. Immediately the scotsman runs and picks up the black baby, the African chappie says " i tink you make a mistake man", scotsman replies, "nae mistake big man, wan o' thems a FEB"

made me laff

 

[Dahoum]

wots a FEB ?

 

[Sir James]

Yeah but ..........

Two of them where WEB's .............

 

[Deleted account W]

wots a FEB ?

FFS, get back to your 1200 bit. Someone's bikes broke and wants his hand holding

 

[Dahoum]

FFS, get back to your 1200 bit. Someone's bikes broke and wants his hand holding

got a bit purile up North has it

 

[brassmonkey001]

Full English Breakfast.

 

[cunning fox]

Full English Breakfast.

1/3 must try harder

 

[John Armstrong]

Full English Breakfast.

Did someone mention breakfast

 

[Uinneag]

wots a FEB ?

I looked it up in the concise oxford dictionary and you'll never guess what



Yes, your name cropped up again

 

[Deleted account rno]

I looked it up in the concise oxford dictionary and you'll never guess what



Yes, your name cropped up again

I think the SS is like Crack Cocaine for Ken. He hates it but needs it...

 

[chad]

I think the SS is like Crack Cocaine for Ken. He hates it but needs it...

 

[Dahoum]

I looked it up in the concise oxford dictionary and you'll never guess what



Yes, your name cropped up again

Yeah, like you can read

 

[Deleted account rno]

I looked it up in the concise oxford dictionary and you'll never guess what
Yes, your name cropped up again

I think the SS is like Crack Cocaine for Ken. He hates it but needs it...

Yeah, like you can read

Whit did I tell yiz? He cannae stay away.

All together now: "They want me to go to Rehab but I said..."

 

[Uinneag]

Yeah, like you can read

Classic retort I'll need tae stick it my favourites folder

 

[Dahoum]

Whit did I tell yiz? He cannae stay away.

It's like rubbernecking at road smashes in here

 

[robmack]

It's like rubbernecking at road smashes in here

Your gonny be greetin afore bedtime fannybaws

 

[robmack]

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[Deleted account rno]

It's like rubbernecking at road smashes in here

So why bother looking in then? I don't understand the logic there Your section as boring as you? That would really take some doing...

 

[robmack]

So why bother looking in then? I don't understand the logic there Your section as boring as you? That would really take some doing...

Ah'm no feelin the love here

 

[Dahoum]

Your gonny be greetin afore bedtime fannybaws

err.... wot