Picking up (not collecting) the 1200 GSA

[Magnon]

Turn the front wheel into whatever side the bike is laying on. start engine, lift just enough so the rear wheel is on the ground, blip throttle and let the clutch out really quick, pull clutch in just as quick and in amazement you'll be standing next to a stood up bike -

it's not for the faint hearted - if you get it wrong the bike will spin around and dislocate your shoulders or flip over onto the other side

Come on then post a video, like abit of blood.

Magnon

 

[Chris Terry]

Turn the front wheel into whatever side the bike is laying on. start engine, lift just enough so the rear wheel is on the ground, blip throttle and let the clutch out really quick, pull clutch in just as quick and in amazement you'll be standing next to a stood up bike -

it's not for the faint hearted - if you get it wrong the bike will spin around and dislocate your shoulders or flip over onto the other side

Are you writing this from a Hospital bed?

 

[Ogmios]

Are you writing this from a Hospital bed?

he has to write it.
you wouldn't understand a word if he spoke -
the tongues so far in his cheek

the fun is working out when he is and isn't being serious

 

[Myke Rocks]

How to pick up a motorcycle

First of all make sure you are presentable.
Then try a few sweet nothings such as:
What's a nice bike like you doing in a mess like this!
or:
"AAh Vision from heaven"
Or:
Would you like an Oil?

If none of these blandishments work, the bike either hates you or is deaf, so just hit it a kick in the gearbox area & go try pick up another!

 

[Old Git Ray]

First of all make sure you are presentable.
Then try a few sweet nothings such as:
What's a nice bike like you doing in a mess like this!
or:
"AAh Vision from heaven"
Or:
Would you like an Oil?

If none of these blandishments work, the bike either hates you or is deaf, so just hit it a kick in the gearbox area & go try pick up another!

Er........OK