Tomorrow i'm awa tae see a polar bear wi my wee neice. The auld bear fae edinburgh zoo thats been teen up tae the park at Kincraig.Its a better place fur the auld thing than stuck in a zoo.
Polar Bear
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Deleted account rno
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Glad they moved him. I see the puir thing was sufferin fae depression at Edinburgh. He started mountin the other polar bears (both male and female). He was diagnosed as bein a Bipolar Bi-polar
wully
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Mummy polar bear and baby polar bear are walking through the arctic.
Baby polar bear says to mummy polar bear " Am I a polar bear mummy?"
"Yes dear, you are"
A few minutes later, " Mummy, Am I REALLY a polar bear?"
"Yes dear, you really are a polar bear.
A wee while later "Mummy, are you sure I'm really a polar bear?"
" Yes dear, of course you're a polar bear"
A bit later on " Mummy, are you REALLY, REALLY, REALLY sure I'm a polar bear?"
" YES dear, I'm really sure your a polar bear, why do you keep asking??"
" 'Cos I'm fucking freezing "
Baby polar bear says to mummy polar bear " Am I a polar bear mummy?"
"Yes dear, you are"
A few minutes later, " Mummy, Am I REALLY a polar bear?"
"Yes dear, you really are a polar bear.
A wee while later "Mummy, are you sure I'm really a polar bear?"
" Yes dear, of course you're a polar bear"
A bit later on " Mummy, are you REALLY, REALLY, REALLY sure I'm a polar bear?"
" YES dear, I'm really sure your a polar bear, why do you keep asking??"
" 'Cos I'm fucking freezing "
Dahoum
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Mummy polar bear and baby polar bear are walking through the arctic.
" 'Cos I'm fucking freezing "
ha har - the old ones are still the best
garfield
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cunning fox
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at least Mercedes might see a bit o' snaw at Kincraig 
at least Mercedes might see a bit o' snaw at Kincraig
Weeeellll, mebbe.............
They'd have more chance in New England.
deerhunter
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Glad they moved him. I see the puir thing was sufferin fae depression at Edinburgh. He started mountin the other polar bears (both male and female). He was diagnosed as bein a Bipolar Bi-polar
Like that, Ronno, you gettin warmed up for seterday niecht
