If the above does not apply then buy an 800GS beacuse it does what it's designed to do very well but... Of course you'll miss:
Walking around the bike and twisting the fuel taps
Adjusting the choke and throttle to the point where you come to know it will burst into life with the touch of the button
Feeling in the gears, letting out the clutch that offers so much feel
Reading the road ahead so you can ride the road in away that suits the Airhead
Absolutely perfect description of my thoughts approaching the beginning of a good days riding
I do LOVE my airheads
Other bikes just don't do it for me in the same way
