Yallah!
Yallah!
That was the first word I spoke he following morning. Up first as usual I opened the window at 5:30am on a beautiful morning and looked down on the street below. There was one guy sitting on Danilo's GSA and another close by. What to do, should I wake the others or what?
So I chose the East London default (Oi) and one of the few Arabic words I know which means I/we/you go! It worked the guys scuttled off and Philip woke to ask what the hell was going on. He and Danilo thought it very funny, which it was. Later when I went down stairs, I discovered the two guys were the night porter and one of the kitchen staff. He was beside himself with remorse and refused all offers to have his picture taken with my bike.
Dary Az Zawr is famous for many things. One of the less well known was commemorated just outside our hotel.
The Armenia church dates from the early 20th century, when the Ottoman Empire tried to rid itself of a possibly troublesome minority by marching them forcibly into the desert. I know the facts are disputed. Those minded to can read about it
here. Some say it was one of the first modern genocides and formed a pattern for those which followed. We saw other signs of remembrance in Lebanon with a poster that read 'Remember April 24 1915', which many say was the start of it. We all have to live with our history, the English not the least.
So we hit the road with plans to head for Palmyra, then get as close to Damascus as we could without going into the city so we could use the autoroute to go round to Lebanon.
The trip to Palmyra was an uneventful, fast blat across the desert in a strong cross wind. The wind made overtaking the trucks interesting

It was one of those times when as you overtake you are sucked in towards the truck and then as you reach the front you are blasted half way across the road. Definitely not one for the faint hearted.
As I past one truck there were leaves blowing across the road, which was odd as there were no trees. Splat
It was a locust. Definitely past tense after meeting me
The high wind and fast pace was not good for my thirsty bike, so I realised I couldn't make Palmyra with this tank of fuel. I begged the group to slow down for me and lead into As Sukhnah looking for fuel. The only fuel station was in the process of renovation. When I asked if they had Benzene they said no

I thought this was the end of the road. It was still 60 km to Palmyra. Then, suddenly, fuel was available. Who knows what quality, but beggars…? tea was drunk and photos were taken including this iconic one. Including this one.
Refuelled and happy to proceed, we approached the town of Palmyra, when suddenly everyone disappeared down a side road. Danilo pointed to a Croatian flag. This was when I was let into a secret. The Croatians are planning to take over the world. They reckon it is their turn for a century in the sun, so they are making plans. This must be an outpost.
In fact it was an office INA the Croatian oil company who are developing reserves in Syria. Finding four of their compatriots (and one bemused Englishman) on their doorstep we were invited into their compound and fed coca cola and tea.
They helped us to plan our later assault on Damascus.
Palmyra proved to have few things other that the most incredible Roman ruins and the most persistent hawkers. They were polite and unremitting, like water on a stone. Philip was particularly vulnerable.
This is, apparently, a racing camel and worth more than a GS

. Any offers?
The Roman ruins were overlooked by a Saladin fort and ancient tombs that looked like something from Narnia.
Our way out took us past them and over some rough tracks up onto the auto route to Damascus, Aleppo or Iraq.
Further down the road I could see what I thought was a shower approahing, until Danilo overtook me and suggested we shelter from the sandstorm

Shelter turned out to be the shell of a bus half buried in the dirt at a road junction. The sand when it arrived was incredibly fine and not as bad as it looked. Nobody else seemed to mind and kept driving. Eventually, so did we.
Our route into Damascus was used a lot by coaches. Their drivers knew the road and no fear. I don’t know what the passengers felt, but they scared the willies out of me.
Nenad had been in touch with the proprietor of Bagdad Café (Route 66) using the interweb thingy and he for one was going to stop. It turned out to be a great place. I felt like I had slipped into a spaghetti western.
I even tried to tie up the GS on the hitching rail.
Inside there was an eclectic mix of paraphernalia and we were made very welcome in between coach parties.
Evidence of Croatian incursions was everywhere
It was getting late and we didn’t know where we could stay for the night. As we prepared to leave, the owner (why didn’t I get his name?) offered us a room to crash in and dinner for the cost of the food. It took no time to decide to stay. The location was perfect!
Before it went dark I begged some soapy water and cleaned the screens and lights on all the bikes. As I worked two GSers went past on the road, so I waved. 10 minutes later they reappeared; two young German guys with an R1200 and an F800, both dripping with bling. Danilo liked the screen extension. They discussed this Touratech add on for a while until I pointed out it had a Wunderlich bit on it:hohum. These guys were on a three month tour of the Middle East and North Africa. They seemed to have all of the gear and…. They were given a separate room from us and we didn’t see them at breakfast. Not sure what they hoped to gain from their tour, but it seemed to me they were missing a lot by being a little insular.
At 10pm the electricity went off. The stars were very close. Also notable as the only night we used sleeping bags and mats. Brilliant day and tomorrow I get to see my wife!