No WiFi in Pension Williams and couldn't get a reliable 3G connection hence the late report.
Day 3 - Nancy to the Black Forest
There are definitely shorter routes to Munchen, but being that the Black Forest was there it just felt like it had to be done. I have never been there before so wasn't really sure what to expect. I had visions of rough tracks and Irish style roads - boy was I wrong.
Anyway the day started off with the now assumed sunshine. I've given up on weather reports, I planned for rain for three days and almost got sunstroke. What the hell do they know.
After the feast in Bleriots the continental attempt seemed terribly feeble, but probably better for the heart (I tell myself unconvincingly).
Before I head off I take a spin down to Place Stanislas to have a look in the daylight. I only got the end of the light show last night and the atmosphere was thin. The place is still fairly empty today, but it looks stunning, and its always a good place to stop when you can just drop the bike at the gate.
Thankfully the cobbles were dry.
So the roads open up and the sun is shining. The temperature is up to 19 already and it looks like the decision to take the liner out of the Armas jacket was a good one. 22 degrees with the liner in yesterday was a little hot - not overly so, but liner out seems like a better idea.
There are very few cars about and the motorway is about as good as motorways get. Straights with good views and long high speed bends. The builders ignored topology and went up hill and down dale. Not as good as a twisty B road but its a hell of a way to make progress. There are no cars to judge the local speed enforcement policies from, so I hope there are no surprises waiting when I get home.
Lovely long bends to test the new tyres (memo to self - must do a tyre report)
For the first time since the start of the trip I spot some dark clouds. Nothing to worry about it'll blow over. [Nothing to do with the ride report but will somebody tell the drunk Canadian cnut at the bar trying to talk to me that I have work to do! I really don't give a fcuk that the Russian he flew over to see turned out to be a bitch, and even his promise to shave will not get me to go out on the town with him - I kid you not

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Soon enough its off the motorway towards Alsace. I have the images in my mind from a brief trip long ago and I hope it is as nice as I remember.
Cafe des Vosges has seen better days, but a good marketing manager could sell its character.
Beautiful towns in Alsace. Makes you want to stop at every one.
I stopped at the side of the road for a while and pondered on what life is like in Alsace. I wondered for example what the local industry is. While pondering I took a photo.
Out of Alsace then and some more motorway.
Across the border into Switzerland seems a little excessive, but it gets me deep south of the Black forest at Basel and I get to go the whole way north on the B500 then.
Crap, crap, crap, I forgot about the vignette. How would you like to pay sir, pounds, euro or credit cards. Well actually now you mention it I wouldn't like to pay at all, but as I will be back in August in the car it might just work OK (I said to myself). So, CHF 40 for the vignettes, tucked safely in the tank bag and off I go.
Through the tunnel maze in Basel and its Swiss motorway. The temperature has really risen now and the digital readout says 25.5C. This is the life, I'll store some heat and bring it home.
Then back across the border into Germany. Black Forest here I come. Good job the checkpoint isn't manned, I could be done for transporting a million carcasses across the border. There are a few on the camera lens.
...and a lot on the screen (it's actually making me ill looking at it - must find water somewhere)
So its up into the forest and I take plenty of bikes coming out as a good sign.
The clouds in the distance look ominous, but what the hell, it'll blow over.
My impression of the roads before I got here (based on absolutely nothing) were that it would be similar to Irish B roads. Well what the hell do I know. These road surfaces are immaculate and an absolute pleasure to drive on.
I have a decision to make now. The clouds up north are getting dark and I am in 22 degrees having a ball.
Rather than risk the showers I decided to play locally and head north a little later.
This was a great decision to start with - and it got even better as the day went on. I found some proper tosser territory.
Some great views.
and then a little shady spot for lunch. How much better can this get. A little spot to stop and stretch the legs.
What a country.
There is still that little issue of dark clouds up north and they are getting darker.
I have two hours to Pension-Williams and decide to make off now. Hopefully, I will get there before the rain. Unfortunately it's not long before the first few drops hit and cars with lights on heading south don't fill me with confidence.
I was right to worry. 10 minutes later the bloody heavens open.
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So that's the end of the photos for day 3. Awww I hear you say. Well the reason is that the story of the remaining two hours is best told through the medium of film. Allright, HD high speed digital video, but you know what I mean. What the video doesn't capture with any great clarity is the pain of the hailstones hitting my face when I make a mistake and open the visor, or the bum clenching moments when the thunder and lightning strikes. It does do a reasonable job of showing what the Black Forest can do when it decides to piss on you with a vengeance. It also does a reasonable job of showing how well behaved the Tourance Next tyres were in the wet (I swear I 'm not on commission). They were absolutely bloody outstanding. I'll do an equipment report later and report properly on all the kit that worked and didn't.
So here you go, the last 2 hours of Day 3. Torrential fcuking rain all the bloody way. TORRENTIAL that is.
It starts off wet.
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Then it gets wetter and the tyres are tested out. It's down to 9 degrees, from a high of 25 earlier.
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It stays wet all through the twisties.
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I finally made it Pension Williams. The Rukka did a fantastic job (as it bloody well should). The Dainese boots let a drop onto one toe. The Dainese gloves I didn't get on with, but more on that elsewhere.
I arrived in to the guest house and David was waiting, actually he came out in the rain because John, who arrived earlier had left his tail light on. We tried to turn it off and couldn't. No key in it, alarm on, and light on. Go figure. Bet you can't guess what make it is?
So a quick shower and David drops John and to the local steakhouse. Some nice beer, good fillet steak, and excellent company makes the night fly in. John as it turns out is a research chemist. Boring night? No, he was a research chemist for Drambuie. So we talked whiskey, bollox, bikes, bollox, cars, bollox, life bollox, then just bollox until the owner drove us home.
Don't remember much after that. I think I slept well.