Edit: Some of yiz might have heard me relatin' tales of Christine's Maw no' bein' the fu' shilling, well yesterday, Christine sent her a text using my mobile and mentioned me gettin' ma lugs done cos I couldnae hear feck all.
Her Maw replied askin' if I was OK and then typed a whole load of ither stuff tae. I sent a text sayin' "Ths is Ronnie. Wht did u say?"
My MIL then typed the whole text again. (and she wisnae jokin'!)