rythmic vibration=bad vibes man

[guzzialan]

Went for a ride today to Abergavenny ,with the lads,as u do, all the time thinking and feeling the weird rythmic vibration.
When all of a sudden my bike spoke to me.
Its voice was kinda scary, all gruff an grumbly, with a graunch that just didnt sound right.
I translated,reluctantly( knowing what it was going to tell me) and it went like this,
"Alan, I know you,ve already spent more on me than i,m now worth,that lovely shiny rear shock, the hassle changing my steering head bearings the spray job,the rebuilt forks , new battery, new avon tyres( brill ) seat cover, carb re build ( Scrimminger, brill) new pads and oils, and then last week in the good weather on our first outing the magnets in the starter spat their dummy out,( sorry ,Damn french) but I still got you home didnt I !! So I,m really sorry to tell you that my shaft drive now needs changing at a huge expense.
i,ve only done this to you to test your love and devotion towards me,hope you dont mind."
DONT MIND, DONT BLOODY MIND, I,M FUMING. WHAT TO DO NOW EH ????
Awaiting your witty comments
Guzzialan

 

[hairyhippy]

Imagine.

Imagine a time two or three years from now when you haven't spent the cash, you've waved goodbye to your beloved steed on the back of someone else's trailer and you've got all that cold hard cash sitting in the bank.

Happy?

 

[guzzialan]

hmmm!!
reading you loud n clear.