S*i*e

[GerryC]

I got one of them bulletins at work this week; you know the stuff - a pile of poo. This one made me smile but I hope whoever writes it does not take it seriously. I paraphrase slightly but it goes like this: -

The key stakeholder groups have got “buy in” and “hands on” support for the pace of change while up-skilling on stategic analysis. They are capacity building towards a high impact, value added significant change process, tailored to the needs of the individual. Balanced communication is critical while going forward in a learning way.

I'm still smiling but am unsure what it means, going forward of course. Whats that smell...................s*i*e.

 

[Mandylicious]

Sounds familiar. We got something similiar a couple of years ago when a number of colleges merged to create a "super college"

Wait until they put it into action

 

[electric_monk]

There is one of the lads that I work with who constantly uses a saying which I think should cover this one...

"The Job's F***ed Lads"

 

[Spear Ruler]

Have you read any of the HSE Transformation stuff, it beats most..........S*t*e

 

[MacFarlane]

Sounds familiar. We got something similiar a couple of years ago when a number of colleges merged to create a "super college"

Wait until they put it into action

Mmm , I find this increasingly common as a way of a barrier in language between workers and cold management speak.........

You must of heard of this, but makes me smile in meetings

http://www.lovelyjane.btinternet.co.uk/bullshit.htm

Nighty night

 

[Mandylicious]

Mmm , I find this increasingly common as a way of a barrier in language between workers and cold management speak.........

You must of heard of this, but makes me smile in meetings

http://www.lovelyjane.btinternet.co.uk/bullshit.htm

Nighty night

Very good I must pass that on in work

 

[GerryC]

Have you read any of the HSE Transformation stuff, it beats most..........S*t*e

That's where it came from