sacrifice a virgin!

[jonnywave]

Ok were about to depart for our four month American adventure and these bloody volcano's are messing up my plans..

I need a virgin to sacrifice to the volcano gods. All young nubile candidates please IM me for compatibility test.

Male virgins will be screened after female applications are unsuccessful ( ladies first) by Wifey... Dont lie she can tell.... she's brutal and will just throw you in for a laugh..

Cue the drums and the deep low chanting..............

 

[Ogmios]

Sorry i cant help.

now if it was Three Wise Men you were after....

 

[GSPilot]

Ok were about to depart for our four month American adventure and these bloody volcano's are messing up my plans..

I need a virgin to sacrifice to the volcano gods. All young nubile candidates please IM me for compatibility test.

Male virgins will be screened after female applications are unsuccessful ( ladies first) by Wifey... Dont lie she can tell.... she's brutal and will just throw you in for a laugh..

Cue the drums and the deep low chanting..............

You have more chance of finding a plane that's flying than you have of finding a Virgin :cool

 

[Stevie73]

Ok were about to depart for our four month American adventure and these bloody volcano's are messing up my plans..

I need a virgin to sacrifice to the volcano gods. All young nubile candidates please IM me for compatibility test.

Male virgins will be screened after female applications are unsuccessful ( ladies first) by Wifey... Dont lie she can tell.... she's brutal and will just throw you in for a laugh..

Cue the drums and the deep low chanting..............

Before you sacrifice any female virgin, can I shag her please?
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But then she wouldn't be a virgin would she?!
And you wouldn't sacrifice her.
But then I'd have to marry her and life would slowly turn into a world of shit as the years go by....
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I'll shut up now..

 

[RAM-man]

Droit de seigneur ?

.. the purported legal right of the lord of an estate to deflower its virgins.

There's a lot of country house estates in Cheshire so it may be an ancient privilege still being maintained where the lord of a manor shares the bed with his peasants' newlywed brides on their wedding nights.

 

[g.s.john]

there is a tragic lack of virgins and wise men in this neck of the woods so cant help sorry

 

[Stevie73]

Tarry is still a virgin. Do us a favour and Sacrifice him

 

[tarry]

Tarry is still a virgin. Do us a favour and Sacrifice him

Doh fail on the young and nubile though