Sad News About A Cat Being Run Over

[Deleted account rno]

You sure that wasn't samosa band Ronno?

There's a Muslim Elvis impersonator in Fife called Hamal Shukhup

 

[turnipbmw]

apparenty this little chap got stuck here next to where I work (Borehamwood)

Did 25 miles before anyone noticed

Got out OK

 

[Blackal]

I thought it was the Iraqi joiner..............


Ahmed mah-shed

Al

 

[Dahoum]

Apparently a cat has been run over locally. The driver of the offending car has apparently suffered a minor whiplash injury.

Hope it wasn't anyone from here's cat. Or indeed anyone from here driving. If so, get well soon (erm...the driver of the car that is, not the cat. The cat's squashed. It's dead.)

Very sad. But probably the most exciting thing that's happened for a while. Certainly on here.

There's always a silver lining tho....

 

[Klanky]

Ran over a cat a few years ago whilst on a night shift... luckily had a name and address tag on it...

So rude awakening at loving home at 4am 'Have you got a cat called Timmy'

followed by " Is this him?'

You fekkin' heartless ****.

You could have stuffed it through the letterbox and avoided any awkward converations (and given you achance to leg it).


Argfh. pished. Lissenin to Hassan I Sahba..Hawkwind..........wasted.....








It is written......

 

[STUBBS]

 

[boatman]

i like cats , always had cats about the place, got two wee catys that share oor hoose windna like it ifn they got run over!

 

[Deleted account rno]

i like cats , always had cats about the place, got two wee catys that share oor hoose windna like it ifn they got run over!

I've got a Cat on my bike. I'll let you stroke it next time I see you but let it cool doon first

 

[Klanky]

I feel sorry for all the lost kittens in the world.

 

[wully]

I've got a Cat on my bike. I'll let you stroke it next time I see you but let it cool doon first

At least yer no offering tae let him stroke yer puppies....

 

[Raggitash]

I feel sorry for all the lost kittens in the world.

They are in Neverland wi Pete

 

[Betty Swollocks]

Timeout!

OK folks.... lets get back to basics here...... Ronno telt us there was a cat run over....... Now, maybe I'm the only one here noticing it, but there has been a strange eerie silence from the Scottish moderator........

Was it a fat Ginger cant.... I mean cat...... by any chance..

 

[Klanky]

OK folks.... lets get back to basics here...... Ronno telt us there was a cat run over....... Now, maybe I'm the only one here noticing it, but there has been a strange eerie silence from the Scottish moderator........

Was it a fat Ginger cant.... I mean cat...... by any chance..

if it was Garfud, I feel most sorry for the bike.

 

[wully]

You'd better be careful Klanky, he'll give you a chinese burn for saying that...

 

[Deleted account rno]

Why did Garfud cross the road?



To try and get a Xmas menu...

 

[wully]

Why did Garfud cross the road?



To try and get a Xmas menu...

Har-har-har................