Sandwich help

[Hamstein]

Wow, now thats a proper sandwich! I'll try that!

My poor suggestion is Marmite , tomato and lettuce, and sod the 50% who don't like Marmite!

 

[P.J.]

PAUNCH

I now know why some bellies overhang to the extent that boot toe caps never see sunshine.

 

[Kamikaze]

A contradiction surely. If they want something conservative (ie they don't like change, and will tend to stick to what they know) then it can't be "new". Can it?

You're 100% correct, Taff but you know the old adage about customers.
The customer is (always right) usually wrong but they're still the f***ing customer.

It's an ongoing problem we have.
1. Our customer complains that their customer complains that there's no variety, no imagination.
2. We offer sandwiches with expensive ingredients, compiled with imagination and they stay on the shelf, unsold.
3. This time, we're hoping to slightly tweak something traditional to give it a 'not the same again' taste but with a slightly off conservative description, so they're not frightened off.

Something like;
Ham, Cheese & Tomato (Continental Style)
to include Ham, Emmenthal Cheese and Sun-Dried Tomatoes with a Chilli Hummus spread.

As I said....the customer's always.....

Thanks for the help everybody. Great imagination. There are some houses, however, I don't want to be invited to for lunch.

 

[FatFergie]

Bacon, banana and honey

I can confirm this is a fantastic combination. Maple syrup works too. Even better if you fry the banana in the bacon pan.

 

[PipSqueak]

Thinly sliced apple and onion.

 

[DavidHale]

It's an ongoing problem we have.
1. Our customer complains that their customer complains that there's no variety, no imagination.
2. We offer sandwiches with expensive ingredients, compiled with imagination and they stay on the shelf, unsold.
3. This time, we're hoping to slightly tweak something traditional to give it a 'not the same again' taste but with a slightly off conservative description, so they're not frightened off.

Why not try a more exotic one once a week and make some sort of promo out of it? Along the lines of "try it and be amazed" or summat. Or "try it and if you retch we'll give you a free one in exchange"

 

[w00kie]

Hungry

This thread is making me hungry.

How about:

Black Pudding, Blue Cheese and Branston Pickle ?

 

[RAM-man]

Double Gloucester cheese, tomato and baby spinach with mayonnaise and a garlic olive oil and balsamic vinegar dressing on wholemeal bread.

my version would be; Double Gloucester cheese with onion and chive, thinly sliced tomato and crunchy lettuce with garlic mayo dressing on malted wholemeal or granary bread.

And for the conservatives types, add slice of smoked ham

 

[Corporal Punishment]

Bovril ( straight from the jar ) and crisps. Lovely, practically raised on it.

 

[doyle]

Thinly sliced venison,lettuce,tomatoe,mayo.
or Venison and cranberry jelly.

easy,cheap to make,Venison naturally sounds more expensive than ham/chicken.But is as healthy and natural a meat that you could find.

 

[the celt]

What about a....
Humble pie sandwich
especially for the members of Dáil Éireann agus Tionól Thuaisceart Éireann

 

[Daithi]

Butter buth slices of bread heavily, crush up two Cadbury Flakes and sprinkle both over one slice, squish chocolate into butter. Crush one bag of Smokey Bacon HulaHoops and sprinkle onto the other slice, slap 'em together, take a bite and while yer chewing start making the next one.
Friggin delicious!

 

[P.J.]

EH! JOE . .

. . you tryin' to bewilder members of that august body, the NIA?
Má's mar sin é, lean ar aghaidh!

 

[ricardo]

Meat and potato pie and HP on a barm cake
Tuna mayo and bacon
Bacon, lettuce, tomato and pate.
Going for my tea now...

 

[the celt]

Kamikaze are you working for BBC Radio 4 ???

Todays "Food Program" @ 4:00pm
was all about new sandwiches
it should be on BBC iPlayer later...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/radio

 

[chaparooney]

Me....between Cheryl Cole & Danni Minogue....Smothered in a Light Dijon Mustard and Cheap Lager..... Emmmmm