Scotland Section motto

[Deleted acc oony]

Here is the Bike that never ditched
Here is the Tent that was never pitched
Here is the ride out that never came to pass
Here is the Fish supper that was never ate or came oot yir arse

Bit like the Glesca wan

 

[Hebby]

Ye nivver came fae Ayrshire fur nuthin Rabbie

 

[doyle]

Brave and free men and wumin we are,
No fur us is this travelin by car,
Cald and wind ,ridin till it maks us seek,
Fur ye must remember we are the SS CLIQUE

 

[Deleted account rno]

If I could make but just one wish,
It'd be for Johnny tae stop this poetry pish...

 

[Deleted acc oony]

Sorry fur ma ditty Mr Kimmel

If I dae some mair

Wull ye be screamin "Mein Gott Himmel"

 

[Deleted account rno]

Sorry fur ma ditty Mr Kimmel

If I dae some mair

Wull ye be screamin "Mein Gott Himmel"

I feel that it is within my right,
To deem yer effort a load o' shite,
Nil oot o' ten I'd surely give,
For making me loose my will to live....

 

[skyenet]

I feel that it is within my right,
To deem yer effort a load o' shite,
Nil oot o' ten I'd surely give,
For making me loose my will to live....

 

[wully]

Johnnys a poet, well I didnae know it
Until today when I woke from my nap
And fired up the lappy to log on and chat
Then discovered his gem of wisdom an wit
Confirmed my suspicion-he's full o' shit

Jakeys in Adfern? Surely not.
Then I gave that a wee bit thought
and maybe, though he's partially right
Not totally full o' shyte
For men of leisure, here, we mostly are
Gives us more time to prop up the bar

But one day soon my holiday will end
Back to work my wife will send
One part time jakey, reluctantly sure,
Back offshore, king cash the lure
Biking,surfing skiing no more
At least for a couple of trips back offshore.