Scottish Female insults

[Archie Beag]

This is only a few of the printable yins
Brings back happy memories of Friday night in the Cathcart suite in Greenock (or the Karate lounge as it was affectionatley known back then..........)

She's got a face like a horse in a huff

Look's like she's been dooking for chips

She’s got a face like a dog lickin pish off a nettle.

It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!

She's got a face that could make an onion cry.

I wouldn't ride her into battle.

She smells like an alkies carpet

She has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician

Face like a sand blasted tomato

Arse like a bag of washing

She's seen more helmets than Hitler

Face like a stuntman's knee

She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out

She's been shot over more times than Sarajevo

Even the tide wouldn't take her out

A face like she's been ram raiding on scooters

She’s had more seamen than Saltcoats


Bring on the retaliation ladies !

 

[rockchunk]

at the risk of appearing sexist here are a few you forgot
she has a fanny like an old polo neck
she's seen mer pricks than a second hand dart board
her fanny was dripin like a george foreman grill

 

[Blackal]

at the risk of appearing sexist here are a few you forgot
she has a fanny like an old polo neck
she's seen mer pricks than a second hand dart board
her fanny was dripin like a george foreman grill

"fanny like a bill-poster's bucket" is much more graphic, I always think

Al

 

[Uinneag]

face like a painters radio

Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging out a poachers pocket






my 2p

 

[Archie Beag]

Well I wisnae gonnae use the 'F' word but....................

A fanny like a ripped oot fireplace

is to good not to use

 

[Big Si]

or,,,,,

Looks like she was running for a bus and it stopped too quick!

She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle!

Or a bulldog chewing a wasp

Or, her face looks like it caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel!

 

[roddy]

she fell oot the ugly tree an hit every branch on the wae doon.

face like a well skelpt arse

my 2p worth

 

[Chaz]

Fanny like a wizard's sleeve.

Fanny like a badly packed kebab.



First post so be gentle!!
Been waiting 18 months for the topics to get down to my level...

 

[wully]

She smells like a shit house door made out of fish boxes

 

[doyle]

Shez gooat a pull stert on her vibrater brrrbrrrbrrr

That lady is stunning oozing sex out of every pore in her body----much better

 

[Blackal]

in the case of redheads...............

A fanny like a ginger tom, with its head ripped off..........

Al

 

[trickday]

in the case of redheads...............

A fanny like a ginger tom, with its head ripped off..........

Al

for fcuks sake Al....can't stop crying. Pure class

 

[Big Jets]

This has ma vote fur thread of the year,Just been out the garage soertin her Itchyfannie 500,needs a guid wash and a mot ,bushes ,brake lineings nipples greased,feck think Ill put the fecker in FS section (gie yon Paddy greetin faced **** palpatations )by no pittin a price oan it.

 

[Hebby]

A face like a burst Haggis

A face like a burst sofa

A fud that's as dud as a thud in the mud

A fanny that wud put put Bambi to shame


That's my 2p. Great thread Erchie

 

[garfield]

how the feck you lot aren't single I'll never know.....

kiss your mothers with that mouth.....





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[Gundog]

A face like a slate layers nailbag....

 

[R1200GSA]

Yooz aw seem to know sum rite manky ugly bastards !

 

[elevensies]

screams like a tramp on fire

 

[smirky]

Shes got a Fanny like a clowns Pocket

Shes got a face like a kicked in piecebox

 

[yalcrabm]

she a one bagger
she a two bagger

if shes a one bagger you need one bag to go over her head
if shes a two bagger you need two bags one bag to go over her head and one bag to go on your head incase her bag comes off