Scottish Female insults

[simemus]

she's got a fanny like a ripped deck chair.....

whats your best chat up lines for the type of girl that gets these comments?

Hey lass do you like fruit? well suck ma c*** it's a peach....

 

[Dave Barrett]

Hey lass do you like fruit? well suck ma c*** it's a peach....

Not forgetting, "Do you like chicken? Well suck ma c***, it's fowl...

And...

The last time I saw a face like that, it was on the end of a fish hook.

 

[simemus]

has anybody ever used these lines face to face with a girl they didn't know?

Brave Bas if ya have!!

 

[raboomdea]

You lot should be ashamed of yourselves...i mean how can you be so cruel!





















Oh what about Butter Face

As in - "Great Body...but her face!!!"

 

[Lugs]

Or my personal favourite.........

she has a face like a halloween cake!

or

b.o.b.f.o.c

Body of baywatch, face of crimewatch

 

[The Tuscan]

A face like a rivet catchers mit.....

 

[Deleted account rno]

She's got a heid like a bairn's pram: fu' o' pish and broken biscuits

 

[brassmonkey001]

She reminds me of Helen of Troy - her face looks like it's launched a thousand ships.

 

[Deleted account W]

Kronenbird - looks like a 16 year old from the back but a 64 year old from the front.

 

[neil 23]

She"s had more hammer than a blind cobblers thumb !!